Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Dylan8]

I like how "spec mod" is being used in a derogatory way.

I'm not even a spec mod

This is like primary school where one embarrassing ****up lands you a derogatory nickname for years

 

[Dylan8]

I hate all of you

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm not even a spec mod

This is like primary school where one embarrassing ****up lands you a derogatory nickname for years

It doesn't stop there, it can run off on little brothers too. Like the time a guy came to school with semen stains on his pants, and was dubbed "Sprogger".

His little brother was then dubbed "Sprogger Jr."

 

[ClintEastwood]

Well, that's only one really, because if you're in Victoria you'd want to be pissed.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I was in a pub in Melbourne the other day with this on tap.

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Collywobble fans enter the bar and ask for a Malted Colloingwood, raise a glass and say "to the days before Bucks"

 

[Trewth]

It doesn't stop there, it can run off on little brothers too. Like the time a guy came to school with semen stains on his pants, and was dubbed "Sprogger".

His little brother was then dubbed "Sprogger Jr."

Yep, kid at my school was dubbed '****' and his little brothers nickname was 'Nipples'.

 

[finbarr]

Don Johnson of Miami Vice filmed a telemovie out here once! The circle is now complete.

The outback Hollywood indeed.

It's frightening to think what you'd be like had you actually lived through the 70's and 80's.

 

[SilenceOz]

It doesn't stop there, it can run off on little brothers too. Like the time a guy came to school with semen stains on his pants, and was dubbed "Sprogger".

His little brother was then dubbed "Sprogger Jr."

How terrible!

Are you ok now Sprogger Jr?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yep, kid at my school was dubbed '****' and his little brothers nickname was 'Nipples'.

School is quite brutal. One chick was called Scarecrow because she was ugly, another was called "Slurp" because she was seen to always be sucking the dick of teachers, another was called "Massive head" - for obvious reasons.

It was endless and quite savage, but you don't really think much of it at school.

We even had a black kid called "Shadow" ffs.

Chick called Dolmio Grin because she had pasta sauce on her face once.

Chick called "stumps" because she was missing half a finger.

Chick called "Mole" because she had a big mole on her nose.

Endless.

My personal favorite was a guy called William Barrow, who I just called "willbarrow" - it made him quite angry.

 

[SilenceOz]

another was called "Massive head" - for obvious reasons.

You went to school with Brett Ebert? Awesome!

 

[chiwigi]

School is quite brutal. One chick was called Scarecrow because she was ugly, another was called "Slurp" because she was seen to always be sucking the dick of teachers, another was called "Massive head" - for obvious reasons.

It was endless and quite savage, but you don't really think much of it at school.

We even had a black kid called "Shadow" ffs.

We had a girl called 'the dog' and people would bark when her name was called
(happy to say not me).

She ended up a right stunner, wouldn't give any lad in school the time of day of course.

 

[Dylan8]

Dolmio Grin lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

...oh yeah, then there was the chick who loved pokemon and had a skin condition that made her skin peel which she used to pick at and eat.

So we called her Pic-and-chu.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

It makes me shudder to think of how cruel some kids were at school in hindsight.. teasing some poor sod until they needed therapy was like a win to them, I wasn't the teasing type just had a few fights which i lost mostly.

 

[edgie]

I was teased a lot in school, can't figure out why. Never considered it bullying as I never felt like a victim. I would just punch it out.

Sometime around year 11 I think everybody got over it and people started being mature adults. The ones left in school anyway.

 

[Dylan8]

It was probably the mullet and the acca dacca obsession

 

[Trewth]

School is quite brutal. One chick was called Scarecrow because she was ugly, another was called "Slurp" because she was seen to always be sucking the dick of teachers, another was called "Massive head" - for obvious reasons.

It was endless and quite savage, but you don't really think much of it at school.

We even had a black kid called "Shadow" ffs.

Chick called Dolmio Grin because she had pasta sauce on her face once.

Chick called "stumps" because she was missing half a finger.

Chick called "Mole" because she had a big mole on her nose.

Endless.

My personal favorite was a guy called William Barrow, who I just called "willbarrow" - it made him quite angry.

Yeah one of my best mates is Fijian and the other kids called him Sooty.

 

[Dylan8]

There was actually so much sexism and racism in school holy shit

 

[edgie]

It was probably the mullet and the acca dacca obsession

I wasn't actually mulleted til year 10, and whilst AC/DC was always number 1, I actually didn't wear it on my sleeve so to speak. I was a bigger metal listener at the time, even stuff like Dimmu Borgir? Which I don't really listen to anymore, and hair metal of course.

Eventually it made way for my more simple tastes.

It was probably how much I liked to stir shit on the footy field, I admit I was a campaigner of a kid on there, always starting trouble, few behind the play incidents, few coat hangers and king hits, hahaha. Good times. When you share schools with the main rival team and weren't in the popular and rich crowd, I guess it just spilled over.





**** this horse is taking a long time to cross the road. I do enjoy living here and coming to Silverton, but I'm not sure about the pub workers that seems to be exclusively from the UK. Apparently Welsh people don't like to be confused with the English.

 

[StuMan]

 

[edgie]

There was actually so much sexism and racism in school holy shit

I reckon homophobia is by far the biggest one and easily the most forgotten.

 

[Grave Danger]

...oh yeah, then there was the chick who loved pokemon and had a skin condition that made her skin peel which she used to pick at and eat.

So we called her Pic-and-chu.

We had a kid with particularly bad acne known as Leper. He was the 'bell monitor' for a while until one day he got kidnapped on the way to blow the siren for end of lunchtime and held hostage in the junior boys toilets. Took staff room about 20 minutes to realise something was afoot. Bit of a born loser this kid: one day his dad found a piece of metal at the local dump that he thought would make a a great barbecue plate - turned out to be made of cadmium, whole family hospitalised, all survived though.

 

[Trewth]

sometimes when you go delving into the sub boards you find the craziest shit. Like this, detailed descriptions of dudes playing footy games like it's real life. What the **** did I just read?

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forums/leagues-gaming-stories.140/

The 'we fly as one' one is impressive and a little scary in its detail.

 

[Doctor Feel]

sometimes when you go delving into the sub boards you find the craziest shit. Like this, detailed descriptions of dudes playing footy games like it's real life. What the **** did I just read?

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forums/leagues-gaming-stories.140/

The 'we fly as one' one is impressive and a little scary in its detail.

is.....is that AFL fan fiction?

 

[Dylan8]

sometimes when you go delving into the sub boards you find the craziest shit. Like this, detailed descriptions of dudes playing footy games like it's real life. What the **** did I just read?

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forums/leagues-gaming-stories.140/

The 'we fly as one' one is impressive and a little scary in its detail.

what the heck

and i thought my board was weird