Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Prison bar Pete]

The Labor candidate Mark Ward has a compelling hairdo - my kids have dubbed him "Croissant Rat-head";

 

[Far Kern]

The Labor candidate Mark Ward has a compelling hairdo - my kids have dubbed him "Croissant Rat-head";

 

[Boss351]

One hour queue to vote where I am. Now I normally wait til after 4:00 to vote but can't today but **** me, it's 2016, why can't we vote online?

Mal's got a solution, 2 empty baked bean cans, fishing line, piece of blackboard and chalk (c) cheaper, uhm something, sooner

 

[Doctor Feel]

My election wet dream is wong to lose her senate seat. Alas, shes entrenched.

 

[Doctor Feel]

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Now he's labors george costanza.

 

[Grave Danger]

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The AEC must have a sense of humour - that watermark on the senate paper looks like a penis

 

[Far Kern]

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Is this your form? I keep coming back and giggling at this.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

In and out like a groom on his wedding night I'll never understand the early bird sausages n' queue lovers crowd

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Why can't public figures from Whyalla say Whyalla?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Is this your form? I keep coming back and giggling at this.

Lol nah it isn't

 

[LukeSA]

Mal's got a solution, 2 empty baked bean cans, fishing line, piece of blackboard and chalk (c) cheaper, uhm something, sooner

Chalk... That's a bit decadent isn't it?

 

[Steve Dore]

Why can't public figures from Whyalla say Whyalla?

Probably for the same reason that most Australians can't say Australia.

 

[Steve Dore]

Chalk... That's a bit decadent isn't it?

Malcolm's model has chalk for Sydney and parts of Melbourne while the rest of the country well get burnt sticks.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Probably for the same reason that most Australians can't say Australia.

Whyla is in Straya.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Genelg.

 

[Steve Dore]

Whyla is in Straya.

Genelg.

You are starting to sound a lot like KG

Peer Mucker
Senals
Por Adelaide

 

[Ford Fairlane]

You are starting to sound a lot like KG

Peer Mucker
Senals
Por Adelaide

Praka

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Praka

kilbn

 

[Magpiespower]

Swing by the polling booth after Ports Maggies' Doggie demolition... and the line is still all the way to TTP!!!

 

[Magus]

Enjoyed my first voting experience.

Told the Greens guy that I was already voting for them so didn't need a how-to-vote card.

Said "absolutely not" when the Libs lady asked whether I'd like a how-to-vote card and received a death stare.

Successful outing.

You're a lot more polite than my mrs, who said "not a ****in chance mate" when a lady tried to hand her a Family First leaflet.

 

[Portia]

I had to wait for four people

Out of electorate line was ridiculous though, suckers

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

"Have you voted anywhere else today?" lel

 

[PepeSilvia]

You're a lot more polite than my mrs, who said "not a ****in chance mate" when a lady tried to hand her a Family First leaflet.

Family First is a different kettle of fish to the Libs, you could probably replace 'mate' with 'campaigner' if it had been me.

 

[tribey]

"Have you voted anywhere else today?" lel

Up there with "any petrol?" at an On The Run.

 

[Magus]

Up there with "any petrol?" at an On The Run.

Or "would you like your receipt?" at a McDonalds drive thru.