Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Janus]

Anyone know a fix for a asus laptop that's stuck in a repair boot loop?

Press F1 to get into the BIOS, change the boot configuration to look at your DVD/Blu-Ray drive first, put in the OS disk (or download an image of one using another computer). It will come up with a system repair screen.

 

[Lagooner]

Pretty Oman - A lawyer and a prostitute go to jail and then get deported.

 

[Steve Dore]

Man With The Golden Pun - Jame Bond searches for a stolen invention that can turn a son's innocent sentences into the worst puns ever.

 

[Steve Dore]

As Good As It Bets - Samuel L Jackson stars in this feature length ad for Bet365

 

[Doctor Feel]

Escape from New Ork - A nuclear holocaust has destroyed much of Middle Earth. The a hobbit leader has fallen off his griffin and landed in the lawless suburbs of Hobbiton. Snake Plissken, a rebellious anti-government hobbit is charged with rescuing the missing hobbit by infiltrating downtown hobbiton. He is confronted with a new and dangerous nuclear mutated Ork leader who has united the degenerate populace under his banner.

 

[Trewth]

Ids, a day in the life of some New York skaters trying to score fake ID's

 

[bomberclifford]

Ineption - a group of mind hackers who attempt to steal information from peoples subconscious and fail spectacularly.

Best one yet.

 

[LukeSA]

Anyone know a fix for a asus laptop that's stuck in a repair boot loop?

What windows are you using?

 

[Janus]

Big Trouble in Little Chin - A goth midget goes to get a stud piercing in her chin only to discover that the jewellery she selected is actually a 10,000 year old cursed artefact from a demonic entity known as Lo Pan.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Independence Ay - A heartwarming and visceral tale of a man who ponders what it means to be independent over a few beers.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

What windows are you using?

10 but the repair screen wants to go back to 8 it's shitting me off, i dont care if i lose my files all my inportant stuff is on the desktop... think i'll run a diskcheck if i can get to command prompt before i make things worse

 

[Portmanteau]

Raveheart - A young Glaswegian fights the closure of city nightclubs by foreign property developers.

 

[Portmanteau]

Pint Break - A group of surfers take a short recess from the day's activities to have some beverages.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Raveheart - A young Glaswegian fights the closure of city nightclubs by foreign property developers.

Imagine all the Braveheart related Janus posts using quotes from this movie instead, hell, you may not even need to change the quotes!

"William Wallace: We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."

 

[Portia]

Raveheart - A young Glaswegian fights the closure of city nightclubs by foreign property developers.

I WANT TO SEE THIS FILM

 

[Doctor Feel]

Magistrate: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: PINGAAAAAZZZZZ!

 

[Portmanteau]

Rading Places - two Viking elders attempt to turn a homeless tribesman into a glorious military leader

 

[Doctor Feel]

Looking for Labrandi - A cannes film festival winning french film about the discovery of Brandy through fermenting wine and fruit juice.

 

[Portmanteau]

Bing John Malkovich - a search engine which enables you to search John Malkovich's consciousness is developed

 

[Janus]

Imagine all the Braveheart related Janus posts using quotes from this movie instead, hell, you may not even need to change the quotes!

"William Wallace: We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."

"Men, glow sticks, dub step, nothing..."

"Nothing?"

"I have nothing! Men dance with me, because if they do not I close the club and I ban their friends and family. Those men, who painted the town red in Glasgow, they dance with William Wallace and he's on something that I've never had! And I took it from him when I lagged him into the cops and I saw it on his face on the dance floor...and it's tearing me apart!"

"All ravers betray...all lose heart."

"I don't wanna lose heart! I wanna see dreams, as he does. I will never be on the wrong drugs again."

 

[LukeSA]

10 but the repair screen wants to go back to 8 it's shitting me off, i dont care if i lose my files all my inportant stuff is on the desktop... think i'll run a diskcheck if i can get to command prompt before i make things worse

If you have access to another computer, you might need to download another windows 10 iso and install it to a usb stick for some startup tools.

If your Asus laptop is anything like mine, it boots too fast to be able to enter the bios screen.

 

[Doctor Feel]

In The Line Of Ire - An old racist secret service agent angers his peers with his political views while waiting in line at doughnut king.

 

[edgie]

Star Wars - A New Hop
A small time craft beer brewery fights to keep afloat against mainstream lagers owned by a multinational conglomerate in an effort to restore taste to the galaxy.

Sent from my Lumia 800 using Tapatalk

 

[bomberclifford]

Man With The Golden Pun - Jame Bond searches for a stolen invention that can turn a son's innocent sentences into the worst puns ever.

Man With the Olden Gun - Roger Moore fights a nefarious villain living on a remote island with nothing more than a blunderbuss and a small pouch of gunpowder while still having time to make inappropriate comments to young, scantily clad women along the way who look dismissively at his ageing nether regions.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Man With the Olden Gun - Roger Moore fights a nefarious villain living on a remote island with nothing more than a blunderbuss and a small pouch of gunpowder while still having time to make inappropriate comments to young, scantily clad women along the way who look dismissively at his ageing nether regions.

How ****ing good is the word "Blunderbuss"