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Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

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SA has the highest percentage of fat campaigners and campaignarettes in Australia.

Lots of fat arsed worriers to choose from yet we keep recruiting skinny campaigners.
 

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Looking about on JB because my mum wants to get herself a laptop and I'm having the most grating time.

I see something that looks decent enough but when I google the model number to find a review (to find an unbiased take on the battery life) these particular models only seem to exist in JB hi fi land. Like there will be a similar model but with a few different digits in the model number and in the review it'll have a different RAM spec or a different resolution. So maybe it's got different battery life to the one JB is selling too.

Raaaaaah
Because (and here's a 'mindblowing' secret) you wont notice the ****ing difference.

It's like bottled water, unless you have a very specific use in mind the parameters at each stage of cost etc. are huge enough to fit in your mum's usage.
 
tfw you find an anti-depressant that is working for the first time ever and you realise you've wasted half your life not on it
 
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My brother's mate ran the fish and chip shop up at Roxby Downs out of business, They were going to this chip shop for the years they were working up there, new owners took over and kept burning the chips, mate says to not cook them as long being as he used to run a chip shop, the cooks trying to be smart campaigners burnt the chips to a crisp and gave it to them a brown paper bag, mate threw them in the deep frier and started a boycott which was successful because 6 months later there were no soul in the place on a friday night which used to be packed, they then sold their business.

Long story short, don't be a smart campaigner to your customers.
 
Because (and here's a 'mindblowing' secret) you wont notice the ******* difference.

It's like bottled water, unless you have a very specific use in mind the parameters at each stage of cost etc. are huge enough to fit in your mum's usage.
Yeah but the last one I recommended turned out to have some genuine garbage battery life so I don't wanna **** that up again
 

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Shopping for fun stuff was way more enjoyable before I was in the internetz n' googling reviews
 
Shopping for fun stuff was way more enjoyable before I was in the internetz n' googling reviews

I don't know how many products i would have bought not knowing they were a steaming pile of fried poo, i did all my xmas shopping online this year.
 
I don't know how many products i would have bought not knowing they were a steaming pile of fried poo, i did all my xmas shopping online this year.
Yea tiz true but somehow I still managed to buy decent things as pre-interwebz me, now I jitter on the trigger even after reading umpteen reviews where the yays outweigh the nays vastly.
 

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My brother's mate ran the fish and chip shop up at Roxby Downs out of business, They were going to this chip shop for the years they were working up there, new owners took over and kept burning the chips, mate says to not cook them as long being as he used to run a chip shop, the cooks trying to be smart campaigners burnt the chips to a crisp and gave it to them a brown paper bag, mate threw them in the deep frier and started a boycott which was successful because 6 months later there were no soul in the place on a friday night which used to be packed, they then sold their business.

Long story short, don't be a smart campaigner to your customers.

Unless they deserve it
 
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