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Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

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I thought that thosw who do those Coles "Its a down down" ads couldn't lose more dignity but i was mistaken.
 
Firstly - every time someone says 'this person looks like someone famous' they never actually do. It's just their infatuation goggles talking.

Secondly - you respected her commitments, but not her privacy? I bet her CD collection wasn't the only thing you rummaged through.

Thirdly - it really sounds like you were a creepy stalker. You didn't just do it once 'for fun' but several times. Girls can smell that shit a mile away...which is why everyone else knew she was in an open relationship except you. You never had a crack because you already knew the answer was going be no.
 

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Walking the dog past the local shops tonight and there's a fella who looks like he's been down on his luck for a few years hanging around outside with his little dog - see him around from time to time. A bloke who was pulling out of the car park, in a shitty old station wagon, winds his window down and hands the fella a full packet of brand new smokes. Down on his luck fella looked nearly in tears with gratitude.

I'm not for smoking but I reckon it was one of the nicest things I've seen someone do for a stranger. Smokes cost about $40 a pack now I think. Briefly restored my faith in humanity
 
Imagine if they priced out alcohol & junkfood like they have cigarettes the public reaction would be interesting
 
Imagine if they priced out alcohol & junkfood like they have cigarettes the public reaction would be interesting
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Nominate some (shit) items with cigarette inflation added

A carton of VB $180.00, Snakes Alive $45.00 a packet, Big Mac?
 

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Imagine if wanking was priced like cigarettes
 

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Firstly - every time someone says 'this person looks like someone famous' they never actually do. It's just their infatuation goggles talking.

Not true, I've been told I've got a bit of Ethan Hawke going on. I heard it in bigfooty so it must be true.

Secondly - you respected her commitments, but not her privacy? I bet her CD collection wasn't the only thing you rummaged through.

You got me.

We rummaged through the fridge as well.

Thirdly - it really sounds like you were a creepy stalker. You didn't just do it once 'for fun' but several times. Girls can smell that shit a mile away...which is why everyone else knew she was in an open relationship except you. You never had a crack because you already knew the answer was going be no.

Indeed it was always fun, it was like our party house. I should mention and the BF at the time never had an issue with it, always seen the humour.

I am the most naive person when it comes to 'adult' behaviour. That's why I never knew. Also I never went much on gossip when there was nerd shit to be discussed. Whenever I caught sound of who was rooting who, I would look elsewhere for something more to my liking, like compare and contrast analysis between British Steel and Screaming For Vengeance.


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