Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[Doctor Feel]

This just in: Middle aged fathers not allowed to enjoy themselves.

Zakk Wylde , better turn in the bat, your knocks aren't impressing anyone round here.

You know, since playing competitive sport is by any means comparable to playing by yourself in front of kids and adults on the sidelines with basketball rings sized for children.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

Middle aged fathers not allowed to enjoy themselves.

I think that might be an actual rule . Doesn't stop me trying to knock out my son's middle stump though!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Some ****ing thick as a brick anxious woman just called the police and the fire brigade saying the airconditioner on the place next door to us was on fire.

HE WAS HAVING A ****ING BARBECUE YOU SILLY WOMAN! Two fire engines and two cop cars, what a waste of resources. She even came and knocked on our door and was all THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR IS ON FIRE FARKIN!

Went outside and saw absolutely nothing, whole street turns out wondering what is going on and this lady is going off her rocker. Fireman go through the house "Yep, that's a barbecue alright."

Some mothers do have em'.

 

[tribey]

Some ******* thick as a brick anxious woman just called the police and the fire brigade saying the airconditioner on the place next door to us was on fire.

HE WAS HAVING A ******* BARBECUE YOU SILLY WOMAN! Two fire engines and two cop cars, what a waste of resources. She even came and knocked on our door and was all THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR IS ON FIRE FARKIN!

Went outside and saw absolutely nothing, whole street turns out wondering what is going on and this lady is going off her rocker. Fireman go through the house "Yep, that's a barbecue alright."

Some mothers do have em'.

I hope she gets the bill for the false alarm. What is it, $900 per engine?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I'd throw her on the barbie meself

 

[tangolikelama]

Some ******* thick as a brick anxious woman just called the police and the fire brigade saying the airconditioner on the place next door to us was on fire.

HE WAS HAVING A ******* BARBECUE YOU SILLY WOMAN! Two fire engines and two cop cars, what a waste of resources. She even came and knocked on our door and was all THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR IS ON FIRE FARKIN!

Went outside and saw absolutely nothing, whole street turns out wondering what is going on and this lady is going off her rocker. Fireman go through the house "Yep, that's a barbecue alright."

Some mothers do have em'.

Few weeks back some campaigner let of a 6 pack of fireworks off at 3am I absolutely shat bricks but knew what it was, nek minute 10 cop cars are in the street following up a reported drive by shooting, bloke that called it in was pretty bloody embarrassed.

 

[Magpiespower]

I hope she gets the bill for the false alarm. What is it, $900 per engine?

When I was a boy living on campus at uni, there'd be a false alarm every bar night without fail.

Firies slugged the uni $1000 for every call-out.

This was back in ancient times, the early 2000s...

 

[charcolechaddy]

Few weeks back some campaigner let of a 6 pack of fireworks off at 3am I absolutely shat bricks but knew what it was, nek minute 10 cop cars are in the street following up a reported drive by shooting, bloke that called it in was pretty bloody embarrassed.

Do you live in Compton?

 

[Contested Marx]

Toasted banana bread ******* rules.

Twice cooked pal

 

[Contested Marx]

Bradleys bakery at Moana, makes awesome pepper pies and awesome cakes too.

Moving on... Who's the genius who thought decorating a roundabout with plate steel.

Can't wait for a motorcyclist to come off there and get cut clean in half.

Where is it?

If serious, call dpti

They can get it ripped out

 

[LukeSA]

Where is it?

If serious, call dpti

They can get it ripped out

The roundabout that leads to Port Noarlunga footy Club and Southport Beach, near the adventure playground.

 

[Magpiespower]

Aw, hellz yeah! Nice work by the local constabulary. Very nice.

Dining la-di-da alfresco and shit at the Vietnamese joint when they arrested that notorious shitbag "beggar" who pesters you for minimum gold coins but prefers notary donations while fresh dressed like a million bucks in designer gear from head-to-toe.

Old mate made the mistake of taking his hackneyed "I haven't eaten in four days" sob story bulltish away from the interchange to the cinema.

(FWIW, you need to change up your stories a bit, man. That "four days starving" shit ran out of legs six months ago. You ain't M*A*S*H, mutha f@%kah!)

Really enjoyed watching those cuffs snap on his wrists.

Chicken and seasonal vegies never tasted better.

Enjoy lock-up, campaigner!

 

[philreich]

Few weeks back some campaigner let of a 6 pack of fireworks off at 3am I absolutely shat bricks but knew what it was, nek minute 10 cop cars are in the street following up a reported drive by shooting, bloke that called it in was pretty bloody embarrassed.

Friends of ours had neighbours who REALLY enjoyed mowing the lawn. The kicker is they never chose traditional mowing times, but rather 3am. When our friends registered a surprise complaint, they realised the error of their ways and changed the mowing time......to 1am.

 

[Steve Dore]

That is pretty amazing, isn't it Doctor Feel

 

[Doctor Feel]

Friends of ours had neighbours who REALLY enjoyed mowing the lawn. The kicker is they never chose traditional mowing times, but rather 3am. When our friends registered a surprise complaint, they realised the error of their ways and changed the mowing time......to 1am.

"There is something so unsettling about mowing the lawn at night."
"Hello, Mother Dear."

 

[Zakk Wylde]

This just in: Middle aged fathers not allowed to enjoy themselves.

Zakk Wylde , better turn in the bat, your knocks aren't impressing anyone round here.

27 today farking.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I think that might be an actual rule . Doesn't stop me trying to knock out my son's middle stump though!

Wylde jnr ran 7 on me this morning. Wizzed one past his nose and told him to stay off his front shoe.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

That is pretty amazing, isn't it Doctor Feel

Maybe we're the same person!

 

[Macca19]

Ive spent friday and saturday night watching Gilmore Girls.

Im not sure i can come back from this

 

[_VXV]

Anybody watched Tickled? About to have a look & report back.

 

[tangolikelama]

Good ol' all nighter

 

[edgie]

Lol I just got this image in my head of Tone trying to close down BH before being run down in Argent Street by your good self in the Port Accadacca Sandman.

I don't have to, my main man JCVD will take care of it for me.

http://www.watoday.com.au/nsw/jeanc...noceroses-to-broken-hill-20161203-gt39ml.html

When Jean-Claude Van Damme kickboxed his way down the main street of Broken Hill, he was potentially leading the way for rhinoceroses, cheetahs and lions to follow him to the NSW outback.

He will literally kickbox his way down the main street through anything that is in his way.

 

[edgie]

Ive spent friday and saturday night watching Gilmore Girls.

Im not sure i can come back from this

I felt that had moments where it was less like Gilmore Girls, and more like Gilmore Girls fan fiction.

 

[Lagooner]

I don't have to, my main man JCVD will take care of it for me.

http://www.watoday.com.au/nsw/jeanc...noceroses-to-broken-hill-20161203-gt39ml.html



He will literally kickbox his way down the main street through anything that is in his way.

Lol edgie this post of yours took me to some random thread on the GD board about a road rage incident in Geraldton!

 

[edgie]

Lol edgie this post of yours took me to some random thread on the GD board about a road rage incident in Geraldton!

Yeah that was my most recent alert, so I opened it and used it to try and set the coding up, since I couldn't directly quote a post from a closed thread. Guess I failed