Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[Del165198]

it must suck to finally make it in the nfl and still not even be the most famous jay cutler

 

[Dylan8]

Nope it did exist, someone else remembers!

I reckon it was Snickers just a guess

 

[Hammer#8]

Dude.

It existed.

It was an ad for Snickers.

Not West End.

They both existed.

This is some Berenstain Bears shit right here.

Or Berenstein Bears.

 

[Contested Marx]

I'm on a gin kick at the moment. I should have given it more credit years ago.

Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray?

Buy Gin and tonic water, run out of tonic water, run out of gin etc all through summer.

 

[tribey]

Jay Cutler released by the Bears Chiwigi, Sad! I have never seriously gotten into watching the games after initially picking them as "my team" but I did enjoy that the QB was a meme of a person

I like to think his wife is anti-vax as a long term ploy to prevent him from successfully reproducing. Cutlet mumps, etc.

 

[Del165198]

my least favourite thing about the current state of the world is joe or jane smith who barely finished high school think they know better than years of scientific research. on any topic.

 

[Dylan8]

I like to think his wife is anti-vax as a long term ploy to prevent him from successfully reproducing. Cutlet mumps, etc.

I like to presume he thinks it's ok his wife is anti-vax because he thinks it means he doesn't have to vacuum the room after consuming 64 slices of American Cheese sorry I don't know where I'm going with this

 

[Macca19]

Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray?

Buy Gin and tonic water, run out of tonic water, run out of gin etc all through summer.

Forty Spotted is my favourite. KI Wild Gin, Jinzu and Monkey 47 are also delicious.

Forty Spotted with Capi Dry tonic is bliss.

 

[tribey]

my least favourite thing about the current state of the world is joe or jane smith who barely finished high school think they know better than years of scientific research. on any topic.

And anything that doesn't agree with those folksy feelings is a conspiracy, or fake.

 

[Del165198]

 

[manureid]

Guinness is the nectar of the gods though.

 

[Dylan8]

I am five minutes into this Amy Schumer stand up and why do the normies even like this it is not good at all

I mean the jokes are bad granted but her delivery is terrible. There is nothing redeemable to it.

 

[Grave Danger]

Guinness is the nectar of the gods though.

I gave it up when interest rates hit 17.9% Oh, and also because I would get wrecked before any of my mates, who all drank lager.

 

[Papa G]

I am five minutes into this Amy Schumer stand up and why do the normies even like this it is not good at all

I mean the jokes are bad granted but her delivery is terrible. There is nothing redeemable to it.

Dude, International women's day was yesterday.... you have to think she's funny.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Nice commentary, "Marchbank misses Palmer"

 

[LukeSA]

I am five minutes into this Amy Schumer stand up and why do the normies even like this it is not good at all

I mean the jokes are bad granted but her delivery is terrible. There is nothing redeemable to it.

IMO replace Amy Schumer and put in 95 of american comedians and your comment still stands.

Watched a minute of Last Comic Standing and i thought it was the audition stage because the guy was absolutely terrible and it was a semi final, how bad must the other "comics" must have been if he got through to a semi.

Even worse that the shitstains in the audience was laughing.

 

[Dylan8]

Dude, International women's day was yesterday.... you have to think she's funny.

Feminism has gone too far

 

[Del165198]

i like amy schumer even though i've never really heard any of her jokes or heard her speak but she gets conservatives riled up pretty good because she's fat and disgusting or something

 

[Contested Marx]

Forty Spotted is my favourite. KI Wild Gin, Jinzu and Monkey 47 are also delicious.

Forty Spotted with Capi Dry tonic is bliss.

Whatever happened to Gordon's and Schweppes

 

[Trewth]

Anthony Jeselnik will cure what ails yee

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I enjoy Coronas during summer. Go **** yourselves.

 

[Dylan8]

Anthony Jeselnik will cure what ails yee

Thanks for the recommendation but I just slapped on some Bill Hicks. Haven't watched him since I was 15 so I am hoping he stands up beyond my 15 year old perception of what is funny

Oh also recently I have been loving Hannibal Buress who I found via falling into the vortex that is clips of the Eric Andre Show.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Any earbud suggestions..... I have a pair of good Sennheiser over ear headphones, but I'm not usually an earbud guy.

 

[Hammer#8]

I've never gone political on this forum, but I happened to watch this the last few episodes of Q&A and won't be watching it again.

The opinions raised during the discussion are supposed to be presented to a national audience backed by research, instead it all just seemed what the panelists think and feel about certain topics subject to their own life experiences, which they're not an expert in. Shouldn't the most qualified, well-versed and expert opinion be brought onto the panel instead?

It didn't seem grounded in any objective, scientific, quantitative way by any of the panelists, but it passes as "entertainment" for the masses and that's okay.

 

[Grave Danger]

Whatever happened to Gordon's and Schweppes

They are both in my fridge as we speak...