The Reverse Bay13 Thread

[tcwaters]

I support a team full of crack addicts. We bottomed out because our drug supply ran dry.

Unless we draft Nathan Lovett Murray, I can't see West Coast making the finals for a very long time.


Also, a certain Eagle likes to eat peoples fish.. Dodgy bastard

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

26 > 1

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

Tom Swift is shit!

(that hurt me)

 

[PieBeast]

26 > 1

I wonder if anyone else could possibly lose a Grand Final to St Kilda.
Shame Collingwood shame

 

[Geoffa32]

Five years of Failure under Mumbles

2005 - Losing the unlosable final

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2006 Losing whilst being up at 3/4 time
[YOUTUBE]6NYL8tq-uRI[/YOUTUBE]

2007 Mastercoach leave Massie one out on Buddy
[YOUTUBE]ccJ24Vqv_TI[/YOUTUBE]

2008 Collingwood Rub it in on our home deck

[YOUTUBE]4tf3dBKFpOY[/YOUTUBE]


2009 Ben Guttered at his finest, this time getting caught.
[YOUTUBE]mxx8B86Ft_s&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]
"RIght in Front of Me"
[YOUTUBE]Yn1xwu5h10Q[/YOUTUBE]



To top it off the logo and jumper the Coporation Supporters have been told "will grow on you" by Trigg, rather than admit it was a mistake..........

Adelaide Football Corporation 2005-2009 Five years of Failure...............


119 is the only finals highlight for Corporation Supporters in this era.

 

[My Blues]

Seeing as I'm unlisted I'll just slag off StFailure for being as pathetic as they are.

The ultimate easy target. LOL

 

[swansfan51]

as if anywon can evan be bother trolling shitney?? LOLOL nobody even cares about ur shit club of old man hacks, u hav no kids will b spoonerers 4 next 100 years! you're football is so boring id rathar watch paint grow than watch shitney ROFLMAO

 

[The Thug]

1 in 50 nuff said

Better than 1 in 55, sir




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[El_Scorcho]

We have spent years ignoring our history and where we come from to the point where your average supporter isn't even sure who the real Port Adelaide is, and to top it off we are a heartless basket case with a teamster work ethic on field.

Oh and the teal, the teal! Could we have picked a colour from the "traditional sporting colours" catalogue instead of the "Paris and Milan Fashion Week" catalogue? Worse still, the teal they use is a different colour every bloody year, ranging from a greenish aqua to powder blue.

 

[pezz]

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omg you could buy a loaf of bread for 8 cents last time we won a flag !!!11!

 

[smasha]

We are a mafia gang of cheaters and rapists, salary cap breachers, eye gougers and mercenarys. carlSCUM LOL!

....and the reverse?

 

[duffman324]

Our best player is Raph Clarke.

 

[lions_den]

LOL Brisbane Bears! BEARS, ahahahaha!!! It's funny because they're actually the Lions now, hehe I made a funny.

 

[Wally Carter]

Jack Ziebell sits down to piss.

 

[Double the Fist]

West LOL Eagles have no-one with decent disposal. They have a Palm Tree for a ruckman who only knows how to handpass. A. Selwood is a wowser and hates drugtakers, FFS, how the **** are we sposed to win the next primiership cup while squeaky clean Hawks who have no issues what so ever, are an absolute shoe in for the next flag
Cox and Kerr put on ice... err, out because of injury so we can tank our way to pick 7
Only thing we did right all year.....

 

[clogwearer]

Pfft.

5 years....50 years...55 years...you people wish.

We spent more than 130 years building a proud club culture, financial stability, a huge supporter base and respect in the league.

And in 2 short years we've managed to completely destroy it with an absurd coaching appointment, horrific drafting and trading, violence and drug use and the shameful treatment of our most senior, loyal players. Oh and we shafted the greatest coach Essendon has ever had.

AND we're North Melbourne's bitch.

 

[Azzurri Blues]

Carltank is full of greasy wogs as supporters. They eat spag all day and in summer walk around Rye and Dromana with waxed legs and chest...

But for some reason my wife/girlfriend finds them hot......

 

[winty]

Holy crap, where do I start?

Let's see. Matthew Scarlett never plays on the best forwards. Tom Harley was a crap player and we'll be a lot better now he's decided to pull the pin.

Joel Selwood is a cheat who ducks at every opportunity. Gary Ablett is a soft cry-baby who only gets the cheap handball receive and has never once been seen at the bottom of the pack getting his own possessions. He also handballs way too much and is the son of a murdering druggo. None of the Geelong midfield is any good, but they look a lot better than what they are because of the guys around them.

Paul Chapman and Steve Johnson are also cheats who took a dive more often this year than Greg Louganis did in his entire career. Cameron Mooney is the worst AA ever, and isn't a full forward's a**ehole. Tom Hawkins is the biggest dud to have ever graced a football field. Mathew Stokes is the biggest seagull in the history of the game, and is as soft as freshly laid dog ****, as evidenced by his performance in the 2008 grand final.

There, I think that just about covers it all.

 

[Lacey]

We're doomed next year now that Lloyd and Lucas are gone. and Fletch might still be around, but he's never played on the opposition's #1 forward in his career. our senior players are either alcoholics, druggos, or want to leave the club. the Mighty Albino is destroying Essendon!

 

[Ben the Gooner]

The albino controls everything to do with our club. Our best player is a Geelong/Hawthorn/Fremantle reject, and all our players want to leave/are being pushed off the ship.

Even our CEO is a Hawthorn reject.

We Bradburied our way to the finals/5 in a row/beating the reigning premiers twice/ANZAC Day/ending St Kilda's streak, and we will finish bottom 2 for the next 1320948132984093284091840932850912841 years.

Even the last three letters of our club's name, "Don", rhyme with "scum" making "scum" a hilarious and witty replacement in the club's name, i.e. "Essenscum".

 

[Schulzenfest]

We have spent years ignoring our history and where we come from to the point where your average supporter isn't even sure who the real Port Adelaide is, and to top it off we are a heartless basket case with a teamster work ethic on field.

Oh and the teal, the teal! Could we have picked a colour from the "traditional sporting colours" catalogue instead of the "Paris and Milan Fashion Week" catalogue? Worse still, the teal they use is a different colour every bloody year, ranging from a greenish aqua to powder blue.

How do you even have time to be posting in this thread? Those Centrelink cheques won't collect themselves TP.

 

[Wally Carter]

Pfft.

5 years....50 years...55 years...you people wish.

We spent more than 130 years building a proud club culture, financial stability, a huge supporter base and respect in the league.

And in 2 short years we've managed to completely destroy it with an absurd coaching appointment, horrific drafting and trading, violence and drug use and the shameful treatment of our most senior, loyal players. Oh and we shafted the greatest coach Essendon has ever had.

AND we're North Melbourne's bitch.

You do realise that this is a "reverse" thread?

 

[Schulzenfest]

You do realise that this is a "reverse" thread?

You do realize he's doing it right?

 

[AFaiL]

Seeing as I'm unlisted I'll just slag off StFailure for being as pathetic as they are.

The ultimate easy target. LOL

Unlisted yes, but your alias begs to differ, tanker.

And if you're going to slaf off the Aints, do it right

1 in over 100 years

26 spoons

Crying choking captain

Losing culture

/thread

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

You do realise that this is a "reverse" thread?

Epic Win.

Anywun c wut I did thar?