Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 26 - Congrats TedDougChris!!

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For every season, existing life members gather to discuss a single induction for each time we go around the competition. Only the existing inductees are consulted. Except, we didn't do it for years, and there was a mad scramble a few months ago to rectify this. Because I suck.

Congratulations to all who have been named! Thanks to Hate for the stats. Thanks to Broken , Reardo , Roylion , Fat Pizza . I would have asked the other Life Members but they've all died :(

Life Members (listed by season of induction) :
S12 - Mobbenfuhrer
S13 - Fred (dec)
S14 - Fat Pizza (retired), FattyLumpkin (dec)
S15 - Broken
S16 - Roylion
S17 - Reardo
S18 - see below
S19 - see below
S20 - see below
S21 - see below
S22 - see below
S23 - see below
S24 - see below
S25 - see below
 
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Our induction for S18 is the most loyal of them all - royboy2 . 275 games, all with the Roys. This is the most games played by any Roy who spent his entire career here. #loyalty

Most Consistent in S14, Most Improved in S18 (thereby ballsing up his consistency). Leading the Roys with 15 votes in the S15 Mobblow and having the Most Consistent award named after him, rb2 is a household name at the BJO. Congratulations to royboy2!

Debut: Season 11, Round 6 - Gumbies FFC vs. (Roys FFC)
Last Game: Season 26, Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Career Roys FFC
Games 275 - 275
Hitouts 37 - 37
Kicks 1626 - 1626
Marks 767 - 767
Handballs 1481 - 1481
Tackles 289 - 289
Frees For 158 - 158
Frees Against 196 - 196
Goals 129 - 129
Behinds 92 - 92
Disposals 3107 - 3107
DreamTeam 11770 - 11770

Win/Draw/Loss: 127-0-148

Career Awards and Achievements
Premiership (S25)

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For Season 19 I announce Slax as the Life Membership induction. One of the foundation players, Slax has been around the club for a long long time, also having spent his entire career at the one club. Sensationally, Slax has been a low profile player all this time, and has spurned the concept of silverware - no awards to his name. Just the incessant turning up to the game, and propping up of the bar.

Slax does, however, have one accolade that very few Roys can boast. Technically the anti- Broken , he has played in more wins than losses! No, that is (apparently) not an error, we have a player who has a positive win-loss record! Sensational!

Slax

Debut: Season 3, Round 1 - (Roys FFC) vs. West Coast Wonders
Last Game: Season 22, Semi-Final - (Roys FFC) vs. Dragons FFC
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Career Roys FFC
Games 203 - 203
Hitouts 33 - 33
Kicks 1077 - 1077
Marks 514 - 514
Handballs 809 - 809
Tackles 144 - 144
Frees For 73 - 73
Frees Against 115 - 115
Goals 118 - 118
Behinds 73 - 73
Disposals 1886 - 1886
DreamTeam 7509 - 7509

Win/Draw/Loss: 80-0-75

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Harking back to Season 20, it's time to consult the abacus for our next induction. The formula never lies, it's 3KZ is Football who is the proven theory for this accolade. 3KZ has silky smooth skills on the wing, silky enough that he was a winner of the Most Improved Award in his debut season. How that works, is anybody's guess! He went on to win a Most Consistent Player award in S17, and again in S25 after a stint with the Royals. He didn't mean to sign with the Royals, he just has messy handwriting. Congratulations, 3KZ Is Football!

3KZ is Football

Debut: Season 12, Round 1 - Fighting Furies vs. (Roys FFC)
Last Game: Season 26, Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Clubs Career Roys FFC
Games 261 - 210
Hitouts 43 - 38
Kicks 2176 - 1678
Marks 1056 - 806
Handballs 2183 - 1695
Tackles 355 - 306
Frees For 164 - 133
Frees Against 270 - 208
Goals 171 - 139
Behinds 108 - 88
Disposals 4359 - 3382
DreamTeam 16013 - 15099

Win/Draw/Loss: 124-1-136

Career Awards and Achievements
Premiership (S25)

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For Season 21 the honour goes to JakeThePeg2point0h (JakeThePeg)! While not the leaguewide name sensation that Fred carried in later seasons, Jake held down full-forward for three very important seasons. These were the final seasons before recess (S07 and S08) and the resurrection season in S11. Most importantly, when the days were at their darkest, and Fred was carrying the team essentially on his back, this little-known workhorse stepped up every week and helped shoulder that load. Those were not a proud couple of seasons, but this bloke can be proud of his input to keep the team rolling along until closure after Season 08. Leading goalkicker at the Roys for each of these seasons, Jake is an unsung hero who would not let the team fade into recess without a fight. Much respect!

JAKETHEPEG

Debut: Season 7, Round 6 - (Roys FFC) vs. Fighting Furies
Last Game: Season 13, Semi-Final - East Side Hawks vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Clubs Career Roys FFC
Games 87 - 87
Hitouts 13 - 13
Kicks 368 - 368
Marks 111 - 111
Handballs 227 - 227
Tackles 61 - 61
Frees For 35 - 35
Frees Against 24 - 24
Goals 117 - 117
Behinds 85 - 85
Disposals 595 - 595
DreamTeam 2898 - 2898

Win/Draw/Loss: 36-0-51

Career Awards and Achievements
x3 Roys FFC Leading Goalkicker (S07, 08, 11)

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For Season 22, I announce the Life Membership induction will go to Freakie ! What a guy! After starting with 60 odd games at the naughty Demons, Freakie responded to harassment and abduction, transferring to the Roys where he has stayed since. A staple of All-Sweet FA in the early years before he got old, Freakie also racked up Roys accolades, including twice Broken Medallist! Welcome to the club, Freakie!

Freakie

Debut: Season 11, Round 1 - West Coast Wonders vs. (Mount Buller Demons)
Last Game: Season 26, Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: Season 14, Round 1 - (Roys FFC) vs. West Coast Wonders

Clubs Career Roys FFC
Games 231 - 178
Hitouts 34 - 34
Kicks 1581 - 1149
Marks 644 - 482
Handballs 1322 - 934
Tackles 316 - 201
Frees For 171 - 107
Frees Against 169 - 111
Goals 209 - 163
Behinds 155 - 134
Disposals 2903 - 2083
DreamTeam 11690 - 8485

Win/Draw/Loss: 103-1-127

Career Awards and Achievements
x4 All-SFA Selections : DEM (S11, 12), ROY (S14, 15)
x2 Roys FFC Best & Fairest (S15, 17)
Roys FFC Leading Goalkicker (S14)
TFLUA-Tiger Award (S15)

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Look at this bloke! A league favourite, everybody loves him (I love him perhaps a little too much, my wife tells me), and a veritable award-rack, fitzroybowiedog is our Season 23 induction! I would spruik about him but we all know his list of qualities ... suffice to say that he doubled that list when skippering the Roys to their first premiership in 20+ seasons! He cleaned up the entire plate that day. Arguably the most popular captain in the competition, and an absolute rock in charge at the Roys, fbd has been stellar since day one. I'll just let this mass of jewelry below speak for itself! Congrats cap'n!
PS: He also won the Itsmyshow Spam Award a record 5 times :D

fitzroybowiedog

Debut: Season 16, Round 1 - Gold City Royals vs. (Roys FFC)
Last Game: Season 26, Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Clubs Career Roys FFC
Games 191 - 191
Hitouts 24 - 24
Kicks 1677 - 1677
Marks 227 - 227
Handballs 1530 - 1530
Tackles 851 - 851
Frees For 433 - 433
Frees Against 190 - 190
Goals 129 - 129
Behinds 113 - 113
Disposals 3207 - 3207
DreamTeam 12950 - 12950

Win/Draw/Loss: 92-0-99

Career Awards and Achievements
x5 All-SFA Selections : ROY (S18, 22, 23, 24, 25)
Deestroy Medal (S25)
Mobbenfuhrer Medal (S25)
x3 Roys FFC Best & Fairest (S18, 24, 25)
Roys FFC Captain (S19 - current)
Premiership Captain (S25)
Premiership (S25)

I mean ... holy s**t! It's like what boncer34 's stats would look like ... if boncer was any good!

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For Season 24, the new Life Member inducted will be the irrepressible Mooch ! Although he spent plenty of his formative years elsewhere, he's been stapled to the forehead of the Roys for many years now, and a great player, supporter and entertainer throughout his tenure. Another rare Roy with a positive win/loss, but probably because he spent 60 games at a club that wins matches before he came to us. He won best new player upon joining the Roys, has 2 Broken medals to his credit, and has won the Yippyio Medal the last 3 seasons. A Most Consistent award in S22 adds a cherry to his award sheet. The TFLUA Medal is the candle. Well done Mooch!

Mooch

Debut: Season 13, Round 17 - (West Coast Wonders) vs. Gumbies FFC
Last Game: Season 26, Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: Season 17, Round 1 - East Side Hawks vs. (Roys FFC)

Clubs Career Roys FFC
Games 236 - 175
Hitouts 14 - 9
Kicks 1942 - 1501
Marks 784 - 587
Handballs 1769 - 1312
Tackles 396 - 267
Frees For 207 - 139
Frees Against 227 - 173
Goals 277 - 246
Behinds 162 - 140
Disposals 3711 - 2813
DreamTeam 14664 - 11201

Win/Draw/Loss: 123-1-112

Career Awards and Achievements
x2 All-SFA Selections : ROY (S23, 26)
x2 Roys FFC Best & Fairest (S19, 23)
x2 Roys FFC Leading Goalkicker (S24, 25)
TFLUA-Tiger Award (S23)
x3 Premierships (S13, 15, 25)

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For Season 25, the Life Membership is awarded to Klim ! All of his career at the Roys from S17, under two names (not at the same time.) Again, breaking the mould, playing in more wins than losses, surely that's a typo? The respect Klim has earnt is not just for his on-field prowess, he has contributed a power of work in branding for the club, with some wonderful graphic design that keeps the club recognisable around the community. Klim won our Most Consistent Award in Season 18 and has been solid throughout his bustling career. Congratulations Klim!

Klim

Debut: Season 17, Round 7 - (Roys FFC) vs. Dragons FFC
Last Game: Season 26, Round 3 - Gold City Royals vs. (Roys FFC)
Roys FFC Debut: see debut.

Career Roys FFC
Games 155 - 155
Hitouts 255 - 255
Kicks 906 - 906
Marks 235 - 235
Handballs 762 - 762
Tackles 247 - 247
Frees For 154 - 154
Frees Against 132 - 132
Goals 140 - 140
Behinds 100 - 100
Disposals 1668 - 1668
DreamTeam 6888 - 6888

Win/Draw/Loss: 80-0-75

Career Awards and Achievements
Premiership (S25)

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Life Members (listed by season of induction) :
S12 - Mobbenfuhrer
S13 - Fred (dec)
S14 - Fat Pizza (retired), FattyLumpkin (dec)
S15 - Broken
S16 - Roylion
S17 - Reardo
S18 - royboy2
S19 - Slax
S20 - 3KZ Is Football
S21 - JakeThePeg
S22 - Freakie
S23 - fitzroybowiedog
S24 - Mooch

S25 - Klim
 

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