The Secrect Diary of Taylor Walker

[Gray Day]

I read it in the autopsy thread.Did you really stop watching it,shame mr marto shame.

Didn't stop watching completely, just lost a bit of interest at the end. Was having dinner with the family.

 

[malibuboy]

Didn't stop watching completely, just lost a bit of interest at the end. Was having dinner with the family.

This is the clown that asked me to stop trolling them when they were getting pantsed by Peomantle, lol...

 

[Gray Day]

This is the clown that asked me to stop trolling them when they were getting pantsed by Peomantle, lol...

Why didn't you stop?

 

[Jcpdragonx]

These were good, please make more D_One, Mister Marto, gopower or whichever port flog

 

[The Karma Bus]

Why didn't you stop?

You forgotten0-6?

Karma Bus coming through

 

[Geoffa32]

Best thread by Tealster in a long time.

 

[dav3]

Dear Dairy,

I think Sando wants to take me fishing because he told me I need to check my tackle. He said mine wasn't very good and that I should get tackle like my friend Rory. I like Rory. I asked Rory what tackle he had while we were playing Xbox but he said he doesn't like fishing. Maybe Sando is just being silly and is trying to make me feel better about going to the tribunal. He said I hurt Harry but I don't remember because I was trying to get the ball and kick goals. Sometimes I do silly things when I go for the ball but everyone likes me when I kick goals so I keep doing it. Kurt has been helping me too. He said I didn't do anything wrong and I should tell the tribunal they are wrong and that they shouldn't suspend me. Everyone else says I was bad and that Kurt is trying to trick me and I should accept it but I like playing games with Kurt and kicking lots of goals together. Kurt hasn't kicked many lately so I think I'll trust him and tell the tribunal they are wrong so I can help him kick goals too. I hope the tribunal doesn't take too long so I can go shopping for tackle. Kurt said he'd take me so I could catch lots of fish. He likes fishing and said he catches lots of fish in Queensland and can't wait to go back. When he said I should try for Mullet everyone laughed. I don't know why they laughed so I laughed too because it must have been really funny. I like fishing almost as much as I like Rory and Kurt.

Taylah

 

[Elite Crow]

So many words for such little gain

 

[Geoffa32]

Well, poachie aint Dav3

 

[Vikingblood]

Dear Dairy,

I think Sando wants to take me fishing because he told me I need to check my tackle. He said mine wasn't very good and that I should get tackle like my friend Rory. I like Rory. I asked Rory what tackle he had while we were playing Xbox but he said he doesn't like fishing. Maybe Sando is just being silly and is trying to make me feel better about going to the tribunal. He said I hurt Harry but I don't remember because I was trying to get the ball and kick goals. Sometimes I do silly things when I go for the ball but everyone likes me when I kick goals so I keep doing it. Kurt has been helping me too. He said I didn't do anything wrong and I should tell the tribunal they are wrong and that they shouldn't suspend me. Everyone else says I was bad and that Kurt is trying to trick me and I should accept it but I like playing games with Kurt and kicking lots of goals together. Kurt hasn't kicked many lately so I think I'll trust him and tell the tribunal they are wrong so I can help him kick goals too. I hope the tribunal doesn't take too long so I can go shopping for tackle. Kurt said he'd take me so I could catch lots of fish. He likes fishing and said he catches lots of fish in Queensland and can't wait to go back. When he said I should try for Mullet everyone laughed. I don't know why they laughed so I laughed too because it must have been really funny. I like fishing almost as much as I like Rory and Kurt.

Taylah

I'm embarassed for you.

 

[xamol]

Dear Dairy,

I think Sando wants to take me fishing because he told me I need to check my tackle. He said mine wasn't very good and that I should get tackle like my friend Rory. I like Rory. I asked Rory what tackle he had while we were playing Xbox but he said he doesn't like fishing. Maybe Sando is just being silly and is trying to make me feel better about going to the tribunal. He said I hurt Harry but I don't remember because I was trying to get the ball and kick goals. Sometimes I do silly things when I go for the ball but everyone likes me when I kick goals so I keep doing it. Kurt has been helping me too. He said I didn't do anything wrong and I should tell the tribunal they are wrong and that they shouldn't suspend me. Everyone else says I was bad and that Kurt is trying to trick me and I should accept it but I like playing games with Kurt and kicking lots of goals together. Kurt hasn't kicked many lately so I think I'll trust him and tell the tribunal they are wrong so I can help him kick goals too. I hope the tribunal doesn't take too long so I can go shopping for tackle. Kurt said he'd take me so I could catch lots of fish. He likes fishing and said he catches lots of fish in Queensland and can't wait to go back. When he said I should try for Mullet everyone laughed. I don't know why they laughed so I laughed too because it must have been really funny. I like fishing almost as much as I like Rory and Kurt.

Taylah

Hahaha......I guess

 

[WAG]

Didn't stop watching completely, just lost a bit of interest at the end. Was having dinner with the family.

Been there too MM. Not a nice feeling (empathy.smilie)

 

[WAG]

Dear Dairy,

...

Taylah

I actually liked it.

 

[GoCROWS!]

Dear Diary,

We are in the top 2 and are going to play finals this year. I just got back from my holiday from another bad tackle, I kicked 4 goals, I like kicking goals. rory dared me to grow a goatee with my mullet, he said he would grow one too but it's growing very slowly he says. I like rory.

Tayla

 

[subaru]

Dear Diary

WhEn it got close and it looked like we might lose I wented down to the back lines and tooked a mark.
The coach said I showed inish ....inishya ...inishya somethink. I also got on the radio this week coz of my inish ..inish ...whatever
Tayluh

 

[Gray Day]

Dear Dairy

My goatee looks stupid and so does my dumb mullet.

Taytay

 

[subaru]

Dear Diary
Some people-nasty Port people- keep saying stuff about my goatee and my mullett - but I don't kick goals wiv my goatee and my mullett so they can go get stuffed

Tayluh

 

[WAG]

Dear Diary

LOL Poort.

Taylah

 

[subaru]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Crack up !!!!! A like wasn't enough

 

[Gray Day]

Dear Diary

LOL Poort.

Taylah

Shut up WAG

 

[Schulzenfest]

Dear Diary,

We are in the top 2 and are going to play finals this year. I just got back from my holiday from another bad tackle, I kicked 4 goals, I like kicking goals. rory dared me to grow a goatee with my mullet, he said he would grow one too but it's growing very slowly he says. I like rory.

Tayla

Tayla's goatee reminds me so much of Evil Stan and Evil Kyle from early South Park.

 

[Stewies Power]

Dear Dairy,

I think Sando wants to take me fishing because he told me I need to check my tackle. He said mine wasn't very good and that I should get tackle like my friend Rory. I like Rory. I asked Rory what tackle he had while we were playing Xbox but he said he doesn't like fishing. Maybe Sando is just being silly and is trying to make me feel better about going to the tribunal. He said I hurt Harry but I don't remember because I was trying to get the ball and kick goals. Sometimes I do silly things when I go for the ball but everyone likes me when I kick goals so I keep doing it. Kurt has been helping me too. He said I didn't do anything wrong and I should tell the tribunal they are wrong and that they shouldn't suspend me. Everyone else says I was bad and that Kurt is trying to trick me and I should accept it but I like playing games with Kurt and kicking lots of goals together. Kurt hasn't kicked many lately so I think I'll trust him and tell the tribunal they are wrong so I can help him kick goals too. I hope the tribunal doesn't take too long so I can go shopping for tackle. Kurt said he'd take me so I could catch lots of fish. He likes fishing and said he catches lots of fish in Queensland and can't wait to go back. When he said I should try for Mullet everyone laughed. I don't know why they laughed so I laughed too because it must have been really funny. I like fishing almost as much as I like Rory and Kurt.

Taylah

Underrated post. Very funny!

 

[kaltmeibel]

Dear Diary
Glad I am having a good year. Lucky for me my hip don't hurt

 

[Double the Fist]

Deer diry

still carnt find the gy whoo turnZ the lite on in ma beer frij. i open tha dore and tha lites goos on. how duz that hapen?

oh wel leest me west end is kold

tayla

 

[dav3]

Dear Dairy,

I'm sad, my friend Kurt is leaving the Crows. He didn't even say goodbye to me he just sent all of us an SMS. It was right at the beginning of Play School too so I missed out on singing the Play School song. I like Play School. I told my friend Rory I was going to keep my promise and burn Kurt's house down but he just laughed at me. When he was playing Xbox I got the matches from the kitchen and snuck out to Kurt's house to burn it a bit, but I got so strong by lifting all those heavy weights I kept breaking the matches before they lit. Then I remembered that Dorothy The Dinosaur was on soon and had to rush back. Rory found out where I'd been and told me I shouldn't be mean to Kurt because he said we were friends for life and that he would be in touch in his SMS. I hope so. I like Kurt. He let me kick all the goals. I asked Sando if I'd see him at the big awards dinner but he gave me a mean look and went back to grinding something off a trophy. I hope I didn't make him mad. He's tough like my friend Rory.

Taylah