Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[mattyc25]

Homer: Not a bear in sight.* The Bear Patrol must be working like a
* * * *charm.
*Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
*Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
*Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
*Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
*Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
* * * * [Homer considers this.]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

[mattyc25]

Now to the latest craze sweeping the nation, wasting food!

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

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[XFactor1979]

[ ] - Thread sucks ass
[x] - Thread greater than jesus!!!

You mean jebus

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]PP_pDXBOSBI[/youtube]

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]gwn5wnSDgy0[/youtube]

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]ARITnC80VhE[/youtube]

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]8pxCSKNner0[/youtube]

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]z6J9xD99m3c[/youtube]

 

[JuddyBuddy]

[youtube]hzVJFv9GyJg[/youtube]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Loving your work Juddy

 

[S120]

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

What's that extra B for?

That's a typo.

 

[Shade]

always has me in stitches when he has sweaty hands

 

[Smoooothy]

 

[sblack]

always has me in stitches when he has sweaty hands

"Murphy... you are a elf"

Can't remember the rest

 

[Shade]

ma-murphy...youss, you are a elf...uncontrollably, I think!" Too good!!

 

[Shade]

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

 

[MrNatural]

They make the car go faster.

Hahahaha.
Reminds me of the time i actually used that quote in real life
First car i was driving around was a 1972 Torana, was used as a bit of a track car, so it had bonnet pins installed, however these were removed from the bonnet for use on the road. The holes remained in the bonnet.

At a party one night with the car, was talking to chick from school.
She asks, while pointing at the holes in the bonnet "What are those holes for?"
I go, "their speed holes, they make the car go faster!"
She goes "ohhhh really"
Everyone else nearby knew exactly what i was talking about and was pissing themselves laughing. I then had to explain to her what they were really for.
Theres many other quotes i use in daily life.
The episode where Lisa is a babysitter, and shes left in charge of looking after Bart. Bart attempts to make her life a living hell
While Lisa is dishing out peas on his dinner plate.
Bart says "little more, little more, little more... Too much take it back"
I reckon i use that saying at least once a week while someone is dishing out dinner

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

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[Walesy]

Can't live this way anymore ...