Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[XFactor1979]

Yeah, but none will beat James Woods' cameo in Homer and Apu.

Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait
a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did
you...did you believe that, the way I gave you the change? Did
I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
Woods: Oh.
Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that
again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK,
now you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me?
Woods: Hey -- don't...jerk me around, fella.

James Woods is more prominent on Family Guy

Ie "James Woods High School"
etc

 

[Cory]

 

[trueblue_91]

Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know
it's against all your moral fibers --
Lisa: Give it to me. Hey, wait! There's nothing bad here.
Bart: Yep, she's clean as a bean, but...I did tip off the Feds as
to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse.


Milhouse: I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.
Agent: I don't care.
Milhouse: [turns around, looks down, jumps...off a dam]
Aah...[hits churning water at bottom] Ouch! My glasses.

 

[Cory]

This scene just came on the episode i was watching gave me a good laugh

Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes, father. (does so)

Lisa: (walking in) Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But, Dad, my heart hurts!
(Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.)

 

[GoldnBrownHawk]

It's like kissing a peanut!

 

[Cleavy]

no more apples in the vending machine please.

 

[Kyptastic]

Yeah, but none will beat James Woods' cameo in Homer and Apu.

Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait
a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did
you...did you believe that, the way I gave you the change? Did
I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
Woods: Oh.
Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that
again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK,
now you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me?
Woods: Hey -- don't...jerk me around, fella.

Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your --
Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
Woods: Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes.

 

[blues4flag]

Just watching one of the newer episodes on Fox8 and got a good laugh:

Ned: Boys, daddy's back on the beam, thanks to christian prayer and doctor Sheldon Lowenstein.

Rod: We thought you were gonna die.

Todd: And then uncle Kevin would have to raise us.

Rod: With his funny friend, David.

Ned: I'd put rocks into your pockets and walk you out to sea before that happened.

Rod and Todd: Yay!

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[Confuscius]

Ahhhh the Ballet

 

[Cory]

We work hard we play hard

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Damn you rock em sock em robots, can't we all just get along?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

If it’s clear and yella’, you’ve got juice there, fella! If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town

 

[XFactor1979]

Lousy Sheriff run me out of town!

 

[XFactor1979]

I wish I could retire, what a day that's gonna be!

 

[XFactor1979]

Chan Ho, your mother and I are getting a divorce

Chan Ho is over there, Im Chin Ho

Homer: Sheesh! What an irresponsible parent!

 

[Cruyff14]

I wish I could retire, what a day that's gonna be!

It looks like that drawing has been done in paint.

 

[XFactor1979]

It looks like that drawing has been done in paint.

Cant find that picture where homer's lying on the couch and in his thought bubble he thinks hes lying on a couch

Sigh, my kids will not know the first thing about the Simpsons though

 

[wce4premiership]

Snorky...talk .. man

 

[Knighta21]

If it’s clear and yella’, you’ve got juice there, fella! If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town

Think i saw this awhile back but I'll post it anyway

[youtube]r4CYkDXshVM[/youtube]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Think i saw this awhile back but I'll post it anyway

[youtube]r4CYkDXshVM[/youtube]

Lol, classic

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Ooh, I hear this really sucks

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Ooh, pretty creepy. Still, I’d rather have him chasing me than the wolfman