Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Mayor Quimby There are forces at play here greater than you know. We have corporations sponsoring this event.

Lisa I hope you know you're sponsoring an event honouring a pirate.

Company Spokesman A Pirate. Well that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silvers.

Homer Rings Town Cryer Bell Dig him up. Dig up his corpse. If you really love Jebediah you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong. Dig him up. Dig him up.

Mayor Quimby Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

 

[Simple Jack]

"And you're like the father I never visit...."

(Is that right?)

 

[Run n Spread]

"And you're like the father I never visit...."

(Is that right?)

Yep followed by:

Private Sir we have a situation in the control room.

Captain You know Simpson maybe its the sea air in my lungs or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain but until I get back you're in charge.

 

[Simple Jack]

I was in a presentation today and the guy giving it said 'something something default'.

For the next 5 minutes all that was going through my head was 'The two sweetest words in the English language, dee fault". It was productive.

 

[raven echo]

Announcer: Law and Order. Elevator Inspectors Unit.
Inspector 1: See here's the thing inspector the button for 5 doesn't light up.
Inspector 2: I think I'm gonna be sick.

 

[Marlowe]

Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk... probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
[walks across the street]

Homer: Hey, Bush! Get out here!
Ray: Excuse me, sir: where are you going?
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
Ray: OK. Is he expecting you?

 

[DrVanNostrand]

What kind of stew do you have?

 

[Kram]

Sir, why don't you just have the cheeseburger?
Aw, that's really more of a weekend thing..

 

[carn tigez]

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[raven echo]

Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!

 

[Super Hans]

Funniest bit has to be how he says 'grossly overweight pervert'. Had me in tears.

 

[Kram]

"Bullfrog? That's a funny name. I'd have called em Chaswozzas."

 

[raven echo]

Flanders: You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but I'm so darn mad, it's going to be mostly head!

 

[benji2]

Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.
Homer: Enough of what's out. What's in?
Moe: Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Poseidon]

You know how some people are chocoholics? Well I'm an alcoholic.

 

[Rooz90]

may have been said before:

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman.​

 

[Igloo]

Way to breathe, no breath.

 

[glenferry23]

You dial 9-1....and then when I say so, dial 1 again.

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer: There's a question that's crossed out.
Recruiter: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to ask that particular question.
Homer: I think I can make it out.
Homer: "Are you a homosex..."
Recruiter: [interrupts] For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer: But I'm not a homose...
Recruiter: [covers his ears and sings loudly] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la, la, la...
[exits]
Homer: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?


Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sargeant: Well, I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.

 

[moistie]

I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer. (Bop-bop bop)

 

[Run n Spread]

Grimey God he eats like a pig.

Lenny Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
Homer than swallows a piece of cake whole.

 

[Run n Spread]

Reverand Lovejoy We are here today to honour Frank Grimes or Grimey as he liked to be called

Homer Change the channel Marge

Eveyone laughs

Lenny That's our Homer

 

[pekay-norwest]

may have been said before:


Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman.

So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!