Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Holy Foley!]

Homer Simpson: Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

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Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you?
Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.

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Homer Simpson: We think we saw Hugo at the airport, he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and...
[sees Hugo]
Homer Simpson: Oh.

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Principal Skinner: Okay, delegates, you leave tomorrow for the statewide Model U.N., so this is our last chance to bone up. And bone we will!
[all the kids, except Lisa, laugh]
Bart Simpson: Lighten up, Lise.
Principal Skinner: Finland, let's see that native dance.
[Martin gets up and begins dancing]
Principal Skinner: Smile more. Work that pelvis. No, too much smile. Sit down.
[Martin sits down]
Principal Skinner: Poland, tell us about your nation's achievements
Milhouse Van Houten: Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night! And there was that submarine, with the screen doors...
Principal Skinner: No, no, no, no, no. Young man, you need to do some serious boning!
[only Lisa laughs]
Bart Simpson: Oh, grow up, Lise.

Principal Skinner: Order! Order! Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

 

[Holy Foley!]

 

[Marlowe]

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.
[enumerating them on his fingers] "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I don't speak English.''
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: [not getting the hint] "I'm married to the sea." "I don't wanna kill you, but I will." ...

 

[Marlowe]

"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

- Homer's advice to Lisa on how to dissuade a suitor.

 

[lmach]

Posted by FoxFooty on Facebook with the caption "NOT LENNY!":

I laughed.

 

[EagleMan87]

Our beloved flag

"Disparaging the boot is a boot-able offence!"

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

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[Poseidon]

LOL HOMER'S FACE! I JUST CHOKED ON MY DINNER!

 

[Cruyff14]

LOL HOMER'S FACE! I JUST CHOKED ON MY DINNER!

It's a shame you could still make this post.

I'm kidding. I love you.

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Marge: Homer there's a bird on your head!
Homer: I know, he's grooming me. Mmm... elephant fresh.

 

[Paranoid]

 

[Poseidon]

It's a shame you could still make this post.

I'm kidding. I love you.

I rate this post 'Dumb'

 

[Cruyff14]

I rate this post 'Dumb'

But.... but..... we were MEANT TO BE!

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[ash_1050]

Captain Tenille: Tell me young man, what do you want out of life?
Homer: [straining to reach the peas on the table] I want peas.
Captain Tenille: Oh, we all want peace, but it's always just out of reach. [Homer groans and sits back in his chair] So, what's the best way to get peace?
Homer: [reaching out and picking up peas on his knife] With a knife.
Captain Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch but the bayonet! Ah, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.

 

[Marlowe]

Homer's is hilarious but Bart's is so depressing.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

A better version of the Ballet

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Run n Spread]

Marge Why is he attacking those elephants? Isn't he happy in his true habitat?

Zoo Keeper Oohhh I'm sure he is. Elephants aren't like humans Mrs Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or been mistreated. But like some people some of them are just jerks. Stop that Mr Simpson.

 

[glenferry23]

 

[Confuscius]

It's the four elephants of the Apocalypse!

 

[Knighta21]