Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[deedog2]

Shut up...

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

That noise is fn funny as.

 

[Kram]

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the! Town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

 

[Matty_G]

"Stupid babies need the most attention"

 

[Kram]

“Well, sir, where should we dump this batch? The playground?”
“No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!”

 

[trueblue_91]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/skgriffith/the-20-asimpsonsa-moments-that-made-you-cry-rgsj

Despite the few "new" episodes in there, It is a fairly good list

 

[deedog2]

 

[Kram]

^What episode is that from?

 

[Captain Awkward]

^What episode is that from?

Last Tap Dance in Springfield, Season 11, Episode 12.

 

[deedog2]

Lou: We'll well. Looks like the cat got the rat.
Wiggum: and that's the end of that..."tail". (Brushes hands off)
Eddie: Uh, Chief, should we try and get the mountain lion back in its crate?
Wiggum: I repeat... (Brushes hands off)

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Talking this over with mates the other day - Homer Badman has to stand as the most quotable episode of all time IMO.

"Your tears say more than real evidence ever will."

Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera ... so, let's turn it on!

"No Ben, No."





Cracks me up. Every. Single. Time.

 

[Gibbsy]

Gentle Ben!

 

[d33my]

Flanders: And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on?

 

[d33my]

This gets me every time:

Dr. Foster: (on phone) Yes, Dr. Foster here. … Ned Flanders? You're sure? … No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all. (hangs up) Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
Mrs. Foster: I think they're in the den.
Dr. Foster: The den? May God have mercy on us all.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Lisa: Remember, 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Homer: [What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid]

Takes one to know one!

[Swish!]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Marge: And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank.
Meathook: Makes sense.
Ramrod: Ooh, don't call him skank.
Meathook: Mrs. Simpson, I killed my pencil.
Marge: Broke. You broke your pencil.
Meathook: I... broke him?

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

TV Announcer #1: Loaftime, the cable network for the unemployed, will be right back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
TV Announcer #2: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.
Duff TV Jingle: You can't get enough of the wonderful Duff. Duff Beer!
Homer: Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[raven echo]

Abe's dad: "See that, son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday."

Grampa: "Later that day, we set sail for America."

Abe's dad: "There it is - our new home"

Young Abe: "Yay! I love America!"

Abe's mom: "Abe! Supper's on!"

Grampa: "We had to move out once we filled the head with garbage."

 

[WeetBixKid]

Woman:I guess he's run out of stories.
Skinner: What a rip off
Otto. I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this course ... what the heck was that lab fee for!?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Woman:I guess he's run out of stories.
Skinner: What a rip off
Otto. I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this course ... what the heck was that lab fee for!?

Homer: Wait! I do have a story about two other young marrieds...

[Everyone sits down]

Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.

Krabappel: We need names!

Homer: Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't "Homer J. Simpson."

 

[Cruyff14]

Great episode full of brilliant quotes

Homer: Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.



Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.

Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.

Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

 

[davo99]

Well looks like the ball got away from you ey... Well you keep at it.

 

[Gibbsy]

Secrets of a Successful Marriage, one of my favourite Simpsons eps ever! So quotable.

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Just eat the damn orange!