Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Igloo]

What's that from?

When Homer gets arrested for drunk driving after going to the Duff Brewery and he has to watch footage of actual car crash victims.

This great line is also just before it.

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry
Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

 

[mad_monkey_j]

When Homer gets arrested for drunk driving after going to the Duff Brewery and he has to watch footage of actual car crash victims.

This great line is also just before it.

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry
Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

The best quote from that is:
Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off of the sidewalk.

 

[Kram]

Cheers, I haven't actually seen that episode for awhile.

 

[Righteo]

In Marge We Trust (aka the Listen Lady) is the show at its best, literally laugh at every single line and still manages to pull heartstrings (when Lovejoy is forlornly playing with his trains).

Also,

Apologies for the shitty quality


Never been able to watch this without actually crying.

 

[Demonalke]

Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space: Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon!
Buzz: Second comes right after first.

 

[Righteo]

I know, really good episode... were you watching it last night on eleven? Because it was actually that episode being shown.

Yep, I knew that was why you posted the cat clip

I had actually forgotten the Mr Sparkle thing was from that episode until I saw it again though. Homer goes to the dump with his kids, something so simple and they manage to do something great with it.

 

[Demonalke]

Homer: I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido Japan please.
Librarian: Ok, here you go, the phone book for Hokkaido Japan.
Homer: Thank you, may I please use your phone?
Librarian: Is it a local call??
Homer: YYYYYYYYYYes...

 

[Kram]

Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.
Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
Bond: But... but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.

 

[Cleavy]

When Homer gets arrested for drunk driving after going to the Duff Brewery and he has to watch footage of actual car crash victims.

This great line is also just before it.

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry
Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

my favourite episode "Duffless"

 

[Super Hans]

Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: Oh.
Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly.
Lisa: How come?
Bart: Because, nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

It smells funny in there.

No it doesn't.

 

[Super Hans]

Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night.

Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that.

Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam.

...Homer, are you laughing at me?

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

'I want to register to run for sanitation commissioner, and tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this town!'
'Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender'

'Aw, jeez, there’s always a line'.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Gibbsy]

Aw man the last couple of pages have just been absolute gold. I'm laughing as I scroll down. **** I love this show. The best ever.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Smithers, who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.

Uh, the prince of darkness sir, he's your 11 o'clock.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Marge : Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Oh. Well thank god that's over. I was afraid there for a second.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Kram]

Marge - “The funeral is in Little Neck Falls, looks like we’ll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.”
Lisa - “We understand.”
Bart - “No use complaining about something you can’t change.”
Homer - “But I want to go to Duff Gardens, right now!”
Marge - “Oh, Homer, quit pouting.”
Homer - “I’m not pouting, I’m mourning.... stupid dead woman.”

 

[Kram]

Mr Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer. Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr. Cutter.

Pardon me, look out, pardon me, excuse me, hot soup... Hi. Kindly make one out to me, and three out to my friend of the same name.

 

[Marlowe]

'Park here - $10 per axel'

Woo-hoo!

Hooray!

 

[Bosun]

You can put a little something on for taste



Mmmm, only 35 Calories