Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Demonalke]

Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Homer: Hey -- that's a half-truth!

 

[glenferry23]

Woman: {[weeping] I don't know Homer Simpson, I -- I never met Homer
Simpson or had any contact with him, but -- [cries
uncontrollably] -- I'm sorry, I can't go on.}

Don't worry. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

 

[Dory_77]

Homer: You mean...I'm on my own? I've never been on my own! Oh no...on
own...on own! I need help...oh, God, help me. Help me, God!
[phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly]
Homer: [very slowly] Y'ello?
Man: Hello, Homer. This is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show
"Rock Bottom".

I saw that report you did on the Sasquatch, it was fair and even handed.

 

[Kram]

*Dramatisation, may not have happened*

 

[Kram]

Man, does this show keep giving . Just Brilliant.

Well at least the first 10 years or so of it does..

 

[Marlowe]

[At the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.]
Otto: My name is Ot-to. I love to get blot-to.
Hans Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
Homer: My name is Homer and I'm just here because the court made me come.
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, with our help you'll never touch a beer again.
[Homer screams and jumps through the window.]

Reverend Lovejoy: Now Homer, feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here.
Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer that I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt beneath the bleachers.
Reverend Lovejoy: I cast thee out!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Okay, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem. Go.
Cletus: Uh, Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again.
Homer: Why, you cotton pickin'

Homer: Hey! No. I gotta pass this class for my kids.
Homer: Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.
Cletus: I love you, Pa!
Homer: I love you, Cletus!

 

[Super Hans]

Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year

 

[Super Hans]

'Hey, I heard we're going to Ape Island'
'Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island'
'Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?'
'Apes. But they're not so big'

 

[Super Hans]

Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it.

 

[Super Hans]

Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movies": Homer S.: Portrait of an ass-grabber, starring Dennis Franz.
Homer: Ooh, 'portrait,' sounds classy... Doesn't it?

'Ashley': No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature.
'Homer': I don't care. [runs it over] Now I'm gonna grab me some sweet.
'Ashley': No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll scream so loud, the whole country will hear.
'Homer': With a man in the White House? Haha, not likely!

Does anyone have a video of this scene?

 

[Demonalke]

Does anyone have a video of this scene?

This will probably get removed too & sorry for the reversal.

 

[Demonalke]

FFS

 

[Super Hans]

Not working unfortunately.

 

[Demonalke]

Not working unfortunately.

I tried again & updated the embed but will probably get removed again though
Damn content match algorithms...

 

[Kram]

 

[Gibbsy]

This will probably get removed too & sorry for the reversal.

Now I'm gonna grab me some sweeeeeeeeeet

 

[RippaRiley43]

Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote-unquote Ultimate Belt.
Sarcastic Clerk: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?
Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek Convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a medium sized belt.
Sarcastic Clerk: Whoa, whoa! A fat, sarcastic, Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.
Comic Book Guy: Hey, I...uh, de—oh...
Sarcastic Clerk: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
Comic Book Guy: (sighs) Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

 

[Kram]

 

[JHF1870]

ok, i pick 3
try again
1
go higher
5
too high
3
u already said 3
6
there's no 6
2
double it
4
as u wish sir

 

[Cleavy]

“That's not a knife, that's a spoon.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

did everyone see the home made knifey spoony game?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicholaswray/knifey-spooney

 

[Kram]

“Hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I heard so much about.”

“Something wrong, Yank?”
“No, it’s pretty big, I guess.”

 

[raven echo]

did everyone see the home made knifey spoony game?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicholaswray/knifey-spooney

I must have this

 

[Kram]

All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice. Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.

 

[Righteo]

“That's not a knife, that's a spoon.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

Reckon I can safely speak for most of us when I saw this gets a VERY good run between mates, the whole episode is gold (obviously).