Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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[E92_]

Not sure where this is from:

 

[Zach Package]

Oh god yes, I'll kick off with the first of what will be many posts, with possibly the most random simpsons moment of all.
Benevenstanciano, makes one appearance, they give him a name random, long ethnic name, and he's never seen again.

'thanks benevenstanciano'

 

[davo99]

Hah. 'Legendary quote' from homer.[/z
shouldnt have a tummble weed though its classic

 

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[E92_]

 

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[Private Hudson]

" Oh and one more thing, you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon! "

 

[ManWithNoName]

"Fat Tony is a cancer on this city. He is the cancer and I am the...uhh...what cures cancer?"

 

[Zach Package]

BARTYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!?!?!?

 

[zimma]

Yeah, could i be any more of a house.

 

[Kram]

 

[Super Hans]

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!

 

[Marlowe]

Ach du lieber! Das is nicht eine a booby!

Fun fact: that is the only German I know than isn't football related.

 

[ioppolo]

 

[ash_1050]

Jimbo: Hey, Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart: Well, not really, ‘cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
Kearney: Hey, dude, he’s ragging on your cord!
Jimbo: Get him!

My Spidey sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web slinger?

 

[davo99]

Jimbo: Hey, Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart: Well, not really, ‘cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
Kearney: Hey, dude, he’s ragging on your cord!
Jimbo: Get him!

My Spidey sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web slinger?

King King!

 

[GOAUS!]

" Oh and one more thing, you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon! "

Sir we found the Jade Monkey it was in your glove compartment.

 

[Kram]

I did it! I supercharged my riding mower!

 

[kane249]

I did it! I supercharged my riding mower!

Oh no, it looks like i've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me
*grunts*

 

[two up]

Having just got back from Vietnam, I immediately thought of this one due to my battles to find food as delicious as Vietanamese.

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

 

[Kram]

'Sugar? Sure . . . here you go. Sorry it’s not in packages. Want some cream?'

 

[davo99]

'Sugar? Sure . . . here you go. Sorry it’s not in packages. Want some cream?'

errrrr no...

 

[glenferry23]

Having just got back from Vietnam, I immediately thought of this one due to my battles to find food as delicious as Vietanamese.

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

Words simply can't even possibly begin to describe how funny this is. Collapsed in laughter the first time I heard this all those years ago, and still makes me giggle like a schoolgirl when I think about it now. Absolute f*cking genius...loved any scene where
skinner would refer to his days in nam, but this takes the cake.

4 kinds of rice....gold.

 

[Kram]

I call it 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus'.