Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Tigerdrive]

I always nominate this as one of my favourites such a brilliant ep.

Love the part where the dude behind the fence bites down on the lemon

 

[MarcusP2]

Reminds me of 'This is the world's most sour candy! If anybody ate it they would DIE!
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Where is it?'

Homer with entire face sucked in: 'I dunno'.

 

[volcboy]

 

[d33my]

"Bart! I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick. Meet me in the conservatory chop chop. Don't worry, everything's gonna be aaaaalllright."

 

[ioppolo]

64 slices of American Cheeeeeeeese.
64 *nom*
63 *nom*

 

[thecatattack]

64 slices of American Cheeeeeeeese.
64 *nom*
63 *nom*

Two.
Ooone.

Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?

 

[Bowski]

I think I'm blind.

 

[XFactor1979]

 

[XFactor1979]

 

[THRILLHO]

That's a paddlin'!

 

[dude316]

My freakin ears.

 

[Cleavy]

"Awards and honors are great, but they don't pay the pickle-man."

 

[Byron_Clanger]

“Look at him wolf down that gristle.” – Patty
“It’s an accident waiting to happen.” – Selma
“Do you know the Heimlich Maneuver?” – Patty
“No.” – Selma
“Good.” – Patty

 

[Byron_Clanger]

“Who was George Washington Carver?” – Marge
“Um, the guy who chopped up George Washington?” – Bart
“Really? Wow.” – Homer

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Over the years, The Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News, and Hot Sex Weekly to become Springfield’s number one newspaper

 

[Knighta21]

"White people have names like Lenny, while black people have names like carl"

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice, has switched to Power Sauce’s archrival, The Vita-Peach Health Log. Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death

 

[Sunny_]

This just in, Power Sauce is amazing!

 

[XFactor1979]

Whenever I hear this song

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I think of this Simpsons episode->

 

[wce4premiership]

Not 100% sure of the quotes but

"I was at christian bible camp learning to be more judgemental"

"you sure buried him deep dad"
"Not so deep the lord can't find him! .... AAANNDDD judge him!"

 

[Walesy]

Well, t'is the season-

Joy to the world, the teacher is dead.
They Bar, barqued, her head.
What happened to her body?
They flushed it down the potty,
and round and round it goes.
and round and round it goes...

 

[XFactor1979]

Grampa- I have a date, her name is Bea

Homer *waves at invisible air* - Well, hello there Bea

Grampa- No you idiot, shes real!

Homer - yeh yeh yeh

 

[d33my]

Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

 

[Apollo2011]

Can someone grab a screencap of the owl swooping down on a rabbit or something, in the ep where Homer works for Hank Scorpio?

Always cracks me up.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Can someone grab a screencap of the owl swooping down on a rabbit or something, in the ep where Homer works for Hank Scorpio?

Always cracks me up.