Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Belle Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer I seem to have misplaced my pants.
Belle Well I'll just come back when the boy's mother returns.
Homer Aaaarrgghh. No. Mam I run a house of discipline and discipline is what the boy will receive.

 

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Mayor Quimby Now remember you represent the Mayor's office so at all times you must conduct yourself professionally.........
Sees a woman go past
Mayor Quimby Quick Quick honk at that broad.
Homer honks and Mayor Quimby woof whistles out the window
Mayor Quimby Good work Simpson. I could not be more pleased with how that went.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I see. Well, you know, fellows, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don't you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club, you need teamwork.. not some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
'Er, excuse me, what are you doing?'
I'm giving you the beating of your life!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Unknown Caller]

"Homer": Now I'm going to grab me some sweet.

"Ashley": No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it
up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear

"Homer": [laughs] With a man in the White house? [laughs] Not
likely! [laughs more]

 

[Super Hans]

'Boy for sale!'

'Is this even legal?'

'Only here, and in Mississippi'

 

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Homer I'm the boys father, I decide where he works.

Homer sees burlesque dancer

Belle I agree Mr Simpson kids need boundaries and rules.

Homer Yeah rules everyone loves rules

Belle It is so tough being a parent today. What with all the gangs and drugs.

Homer Yeah drugs, you gotta have drugs.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

One of my favourite ever scenes:

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds a vanity license plate rack] Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

 

[raven echo]

 

[Andre]

One of my favourite ever scenes:

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds a vanity license plate rack] Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

Who doesn't look for Bort mugs or number plates when you see these on sale? Never found one though Surely they'd sell well and it's not like Bort, rather than Itchy & Stratchy land Bort can be copyrighted.

 

[Westerberg]

 

[Super Hans]

Bart: 'Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!'


Homer: 'You could call them Whitey-Whackers!'

 

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Hans Moleman Hey what are you doing?

Fat Tony This is a pretzel town pretty boy.

 

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Marge Homer did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competition with savage beatings and attempted murder?

Homer Ohhh in those words. Yes

 

[Byron_Clanger]

"My son returns from college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd."
"I'm laughing already!"
"It's not a comedy..."

 

[Holy Foley!]

Apu: Your honour, I'd like to bring something to the court's attention
Judge: Give those glasses to the bailiff.
Homer: Alright.

Judge: And those...

 

[Holy Foley!]

 

[Holy Foley!]

Homer: Aw, I already knew that

 

[Cruyff14]

Pics don't come up.

 

[Holy Foley!]

Goddamit. Looks fine at my end

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Later we'll meet gymnast Kim Huyang, who landed a perfect dismount on what was later revealed to be a broken leg

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Looks like you've just bought yourself a lottery ticket...to jail!