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Who doesn't look for Bort mugs or number plates when you see these on sale? Never found one though :( Surely they'd sell well and it's not like Bort, rather than Itchy & Stratchy land Bort can be copyrighted.

first time i went to universal in la bort keychains were sold out at the kwik e mart merchandise store. almost ruined my holiday. second time a year later there were 2 left. i got both of them and later in the day i went back to the store and overheard 3 people in the space of 5 mintues ask if there were any more. must drive the employees crazy.
 

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"I think it's great you're a teacher dad. So, will you be lecturing from a standardised text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?"

"Yes Lisa, daddy's a teacher."

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"I think it's great you're a teacher dad. So, will you be lecturing from a standardised text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?"

"Yes Lisa, daddy's a teacher."

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Marge: You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect Margse, two perfectly good jackets.

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This one always gives me a good laugh (from the Bonestorm episode).

Security guard: Son, would you open your coat, please?
Bart: Uhhh, I don't think this is the kind of coat that opens.

Not sure why I find it so funny :p.
 
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Mr Burns: Remember, your job depends on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing. You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers: Actually sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Simthers: They were in there too sir.
Mr Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...

 
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'Boy for sale!'

'Is this even legal?'

'Only here, and in Mississippi'
Holy shit. SImpsons writers did their homework bloody well.
It was in the news this last year that Mississippi only just realised the order to ban slavery didn't become official, so they officially banned it then.
 
Been listening to a few of my favourite Simpsons songs recently, loving them
My 2 favourites


ps. Stonecutters a very close 3rd, Monorail a close 4th.
 

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