Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Cruyff14]

Stonecutters song is horrid.

 

[Marlowe]

 

[Thistle]

Mr Burns: You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage..............when pigs fly!

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now Sir?

Mr Burns: No I'd still prefer not

 

[Warner_Bros_FC]

Just bought this today. Gimme some love.

This thing is bloody heavy. Weighs about 10kgs, no joke. Half of the book are good episodes for a third of the price. Not bad.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[kane249]

Homer: "You call yourself king of the jungle?"

Cracks me up everytime

 

[E92_]

Todd: [watches `Gomer Pyle' on television]
Ned: Is this all he watches?
Maude: Well, he used to watch `Davey and Goliath', but he thought the idea
of a talking dog was blasphemous.

 

[E92_]

Bart: Hey mum did you save the love letters dad sent you?
Marge: Of course I saved them... Well actually there's only one and it's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited.
Homers postcard (drunk): Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here.
Bart: Wow... Side of dad I've never seen.

 

[myyakhasfleas]

Marge: We can't just give up on our house. There's got to be a way to get these guys out of there.

Bart: I say we set fire to the house, kill them that way.

Marge: We don't want to kill them, Bart. We just want our home back.

Lisa: Well...if we did set fire to the house...

Marge: No fires!

Homer: [excited] I've got it!

Marge: No fires!

Homer: Aw…

Marge: There must be a way to outsmart them.

Homer: Uh, you can't outsmart carnival folk. They're the cleverest folks in the world. Just look at the way they sucker regular folk with those crooked games. [Gasps] That's it! Fire! [Marge looks angry] Or..

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Jay, my new film is mix of action und comedy. It’s called ‘McBain: Let’s Get Silly.’

‘Did you ever notice how men always leave da toilet seat up… that’s the joke.’

YOU SUCK MCBAIN!!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Perhaps my most favourite Simpsons line of all time

 

[Cleavy]

Just bought this today. Gimme some love.

This thing is bloody heavy. Weighs about 10kgs, no joke. Half of the book are good episodes for a third of the price. Not bad.

bought my copy today yep, heavy!

 

[Poseidon]

Warner_Bros_FC where did you get it for that price??

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"My son returns from college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd."
"I'm laughing already!"
"It's not a comedy..."

That's the joke

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Warner_Bros_FC where did you get it for that price??

QBD it looks like which from memory is a book store. There's one at Doncaster Shoppingtown

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Warner_Bros_FC]

bought my copy today yep, heavy!

Yes it's bloody awesome. It's a must for every Simpsons fan I reckon. It's like reading this very thread but better! You get all the little trivias and did-you-knows. It's very interesting and I've just been skimping through it. I would love to share some great quotes from the book but I'm being selfish by reading all by myself.

Warner_Bros_FC where did you get it for that price??

I was walking through Highpoint (Shopping Centre) and came across it. Unfortunately there's no local QBD stores in perth but you can buy it online here.

Apu: From this day forth I am no longer an Indian living in America. I am an Indian American!
Lisa: You know, Apu, in a way all Americans are immigrants... except Native Americans.
Homer: Yeah, Native Americans, like us
Lisa: No, I meant American Indians.
Apu: Like me!

 

[S120]

**** me, I haven't been in this thread for months. How I forgot its glory, I will never know.

Nelson: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks up]
Nelson: Uh.. so I kicked the guys ass!
[Skinner leaves]
Nelson: Now, if the berries are too tart, I just sprinkle them with a little confectioners sugar.
[Kids around him murmur approvingly]

 

[Zach Package]

Homer comes to term with his mortality, realises he's wasted half his life.

It then cuts to him sitting on his bed in a wifebeater, unshaven, eating a bag of flour... so good

 

[myyakhasfleas]

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Run n Spread]

Delegate 1 Ahh no fireworks. Bad student.

Delegate 2 No. Bad principal.