Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[stralia]

Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

 

[Igloo]

Hey, that's a half truth!

 

[Kram]

"Dad you killed the zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

"This place Moe's that you were at.. It's a business of some kind?"

"It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography."

 

[Knighta21]

"His best friend is a talking pie"
"Sold! Howard, you've done it again"

 

[Westerberg]

 

[crazyman27]

Never before realised the importance of how Homer meets Wally in Sunday Cruddy Sunday (both getting scammed by the mechanic and the pyramid scheme etc.) and how this rolls into their tickets being counterfeit. Ah the beauty of the Simpsons!

Anyway, back on topic.... here comes the kick!

 

[NitroFan]

"This place Moe's that you were at.. It's a business of some kind?"

"It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography."

Dont know why but this line popped into my head randomly today

 

[stralia]

I am the Angel of Death... the time of purification is at hand.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great.
Marge: Really? You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace
special.
Homer: Spurlock's Cafeteria, it is. They got cocktail weenies there
Marge: I was thinking more along the lines of the symphony or the theatre
Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.

 

[jethro11]

"Look at them sideburns, he looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to"

"If people don't support this thing it might not make it"

 

[Knighta21]

Anyway, back on topic.... here comes the kick!

As a doctor, I'd say he has had enough, but as a football fan.... arhhhhhhhh

 

[Run n Spread]

Smithers After all I've done for him. Well i'd like to kick his bony old behind...echoes....bony old behind.............bony old behind

Mr Burns Why thank you Simpson I have been watching my weight.

 

[Run n Spread]

Ranger First let us acknowledge the children. Kids your dad's going to be just fine.
OK everyone put on your corpse handling gloves, we've got two frozen to dig out.

Bart Did you hear that Lisa. Dad is going to be just fine.

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Seffsteen.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Apparantely a Simpsons theme park is opening up in Florida this year. You can drink Duff beer in Moe's Tavern, go to the Kwikemart etc etc. Sounds fun

 

[stralia]

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer Marge that was incredible. Sop proud, so voracious and I've never seen you use your tail like that.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Kram]

And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence...

 

[Kram]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

What a terrible waste...hi I'm Troy McClure!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I'm going to say something that may shock and discredit you...and that is...I'm not wearing a tie at all

 

[ioppolo]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Ahh, sweet liquor eases the pain