Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Kang/Clinton "As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"

Marge "Ahh that's slick Willie for you."

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Igloo]

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I sentence you to kiss my ass!

 

[cutterman]

"You're off the case, chief"
"What does that even mean?"
"IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!!!"

 

[Kram]

"That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?"

 

[Run n Spread]

Flanders "Lets just say I aim to put the pal back in principal."

Students Cheer

Superintendent Chalmers "Yes and i aim to put the Super back in Superintendent."

Silence

Superintendent Chalmers "Its just a dam popularity contest with you kids isn't it?"

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love.
Mr Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...
Mr Burns: Next!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Heard that there's gonna be a Simpson's theme park done by Universal Studios.

 

[Kram]

Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese.

 

[Kram]

This is even more painful than it looks..

 

[Marlowe]

"The babies look unhappy."
"Add more balls."

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

 

[jethro11]

"You're off the case, chief"
"What does that even mean?"
"IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!!!"

"Dad, sit down."

 

[Kram]

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side"

"That's a right triangle, ya idiot!"

 

[E92_]

Lenny: So long, dental plan!
Homer: [thinks...]
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Chuckie: [as a prank, drops a pencil into the crack of Homer's butt]
Carl: Bull's-eye!
Homer: Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Homer: If we give up our dental plan... ... ... I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!

 

[E92_]

Lisa: This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.
Homer: <And> make life-long connections to the world of organized crime.
Mmmmm... organized crime.

 

[E92_]

Lisa: Do you think you can get the dental plan back?
Homer: Well that depends who's the better negotiator, Mr Burns or me.
Bart: Dad I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
Homer: Done and done!
Homer: hehehe... D'oh!

 

[glenferry23]

Lisa: This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.
Homer: <And> make life-long connections to the world of organized crime.
Mmmmm... organized crime.

That's a nice-a donut

 

[stralia]

 

[raven echo]

Moe: Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliating.

 

[raven echo]

Moe: Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy?

 

[Matty_G]

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I just witnessed Katy rubbing her **** all over Mr Burns' face and then Moe rubbing his face it to her crotch.

What has happened to you Simpsons