Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Super Hans]

How dare this be on page two.

'Can't they get a sign for that pole?'

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"Barbershop is in danger of growing stale, I'm taking it to strange new places"

"Number 8, ERRGGHAAAH number 8, ERRGGHAAAH number 8 ERRGGHAAAH, number 8 ERRGGHAAAH"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Old Simpsons <3

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?

 

[Quokka]

 

[BALKAN]

Check and mate! Now king me.

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

10 4 KING OF THE JEWS

 

[class78]

"And in a gutless act of political correctness, 'Pizza Day' will now be known as 'Italian-American Sauced Bread Day.'"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I now know that so many of these quotes I did not fully understand as a kid!

 

[glenferry23]

 

[The Big Sticks]

 

[Zach Package]

fact i just learned, Krusty was originally conceived as homer's secret alter ego, that's why they look the same

 

[Stratton_Gun]

fact i just learned, Krusty was originally conceived as homer's secret alter ego, that's why they look the same

Good old FB ey

 

[Zach Package]

Good old FB ey

Didn't say where i got it .

To be honest i always kinda just put it down to writer laziness. Like they're designing the character, and the writer goes 'how bout a clown, that looks like homer, but jewish and with clown hair' and they all just went with it

 

[Marlowe]

Didn't say where i got it .

To be honest i always kinda just put it down to writer laziness. Like they're designing the character, and the writer goes 'how bout a clown, that looks like homer, but jewish and with clown hair' and they all just went with it

Yeah, well I got news for ya: this ain't makeup!

 

[Kram]

Chief Wiggum: Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.
Bart: Hootie and the Blowfish?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.

 

[Zach Package]

 

[Kram]

Hayden Ballantyne: Hey, look! There's a big crowd to welcome us back even though we
lost...

Kram: Hey, I'll give you something to cry about, you loser! You can't
catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock!

 

[timtamWB]

Hi Marge! Stay off the West side!

 

[Gibbsy]

"Wow... I'll take that ring!"
"Yes sir, and how will you be paying for it?"
".... I don't know!"

 

[kane249]

 

[kane249]

Marge you can stand there finding faults, or you can knit me some seatbelts

 

[timtamWB]

A friend posted this up on FB and I had to share it on here:

Steve Harris: I'm beginning to think Ross Lyon is not quite the brilliant tactician we thought he was.

 

[timtamWB]

Buddy talking to all the rookie listed and struggling players: