Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Barry_Badrinath]

GOAT Simpsons scene right there.

 

[Confuscius]

 

[Andre]

Anchorman: Simpson scandal update: Homer Simpsons sleeps nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers!"
Homer: "Hey! That's a half-truth!"

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Marge: Homer... are you ready yet?

 

[trueblue_91]

Secrets of a successful marriage on ten at the moment, it's had more jokes in the first 10 minutes than they have in seasons these days.

Amazing first 10 minutes!

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

“The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn’t cut butter.”

 

[Kram]

Alright, you scrawny beanpoles, becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

 

[Starburns_]

^^
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! [walks off]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

 

[Confuscius]

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?

Bart: Yeah!

Lisa: Yeah!

Sideshow Bob: (anguished) Noo

Homer: Well, two against one

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?

Bart: Yeah!

Lisa: Yeah!

Sideshow Bob: (anguished) Noo

Homer: Well, two against one

Followed by possibly the greatest Simpsons scene ever

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Oh no, space aliens! Please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them.

 

[Kram]

You missed the baby... you missed the blind man...

 

[pieman123]

Homer: Hey, I don’t remember saying that.

 

[Flameboy]

Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight
Homer: Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. (pause) D'oh!

 

[glenferry23]

That sound effect gets me every time. Used to have it as my alert sound for text messages. Fvcking brilliant scene.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I was feeding my 8 month old when he grabbed the spoon out of my hands.

Me: I see you've played knifey spoony before

Wife had no idea what I was talking about

 

[moistie]

 

[Cleavy]

When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong.
And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means EVERYTHING’S wrong!
And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off!

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects?
Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing.

 

[pieman123]

 

[davo99]

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Hey, you're alright!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Wait a minute, Lisa honey... are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Yeah right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[Kram]

All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.

 

[Cleavy]

quit yer daydreamin', melonhead