Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[davo99]

 

[glenferry23]

Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.

Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.

Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Mr Burns: Smithers, Ive designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New Yorks Idlewild airport to the Belgiun Congo, in 17 minutes!

Smithers: Thats quite a nice model sir

Mr Burns: Model?

 

[Kyptastic]

Wife had no idea what I was talking about

Grounds for divorce right there

 

[The Passenger]

Grounds for divorce right there

great tune

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Otto: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

"Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!"
"Really? I thought it was good."

 

[Varcoe2Chapman]

Everytime i am in a souvenir shop i always look for Bort license plates.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Just watched Homer the Vigilante, such a good episode.

Homer: People can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, "forfty" precent of people know that.

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Kent: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say its time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?

Professor: Yes I would Kent.

 

[Gibbsy]

"Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?"

 

[Kram]

Mr Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Mr Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Hehe! Looks like bad news for the... Impson family!

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Wish I got this quote in before BigFooty went down; would've been perfect timing.

Brockman: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter, now, so… the following people are gay.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Burns: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home, your off the team, for good!

 

[Deliverance]

Homer: Hehe! Looks like bad news for the... Impson family!

Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: Dad, that's the homeowners tax.

 

[Kram]

That's specious reasoning Dad. Lisa I want to buy your rock.

 

[davo99]

That's specious reasoning Dad. Lisa I want to buy your rock.

This reminds me of

Bart: I'll trade my delicious door stop for you're crummy old danish.
Homer: Done and done. HEHE, DOH!!!

 

[Vic Vinegar]

More Simpsons rock related negotiations:

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

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[TheExtractorFactor]

Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me

Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?

I dont know

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Scully(FBI Agent): "We're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few "yes" or "no" questions; you must answer truthfully do you understand?"

Homer: Yes.

BEEP. KABOOM [Lie detector blows up]

 

[Deliverance]

Skinner: Good morning, class. A certain agitator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.

 

[JHF1870]

 

[Marlowe]

Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.

Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like.