Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Rooz90]

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[Deliverance]

Haven't read through all 227 pages, so sorry if this has already been done, but I thought it was funny that the OP's name is Cory.
Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

 

[Cleavy]

"Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, and Phil."

I thought it was Q-Bert, as in the video game character?

 

[kfc1]

I say this all the time hahaha. The best Cletus quote, along with the one where he calls out the names of all his children (isn't one of them called Cue-Ball!?!)

Haha me too - one of my favourite ever lines

 

[kfc1]

200 channels, nothing but cats

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident Stupid!"

 

[trueblue_91]

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident Stupid!"

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's
Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

 

[davo99]

People who look like things.

 

[ep2018]

The full McBain movie hidden within Simpsons episodes.

"Bye, book."

 

[Deliverance]

That's awesome, I never even made the connection after all these years.

 

[Kram]

Homer: Meals on Wheels, eat it up or I go to jail!
Old Man: Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?
Homer: Uuh, they discontinued the cobbler.
Old Man: You shmell like cobbler.
Homer: Now lets not get into who smells like what!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Hmm, how could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters. Oh here's one "do"
.....

Bart: My turn, "Kwyjibo" 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points or using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here...

Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.

Bart: Uh... a big dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin.

Marge: And a short temper.

[Homer chases after bart]

Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose.
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Homer: Don't worry son, I bet Einstein turned himself all sort of colours before he invented the light bulb.

 

[JHF1870]

Homer: Hmm, how could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters. Oh here's one "do"
.....

Bart: My turn, "Kwyjibo" 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points or using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here...

Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.

Bart: Uh... a big dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin.

Marge: And a short temper.

[Homer chases after bart]

Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose.
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Homer: Don't worry son, I bet Einstein turned himself all sort of colours before he invented the light bulb.

The best part is the voice overs, theres a distinct difference in these early episodes.

 

[ep2018]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Well I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... Eh, goodnight.

 

[Kram]

Marge, could you close your eyes? I’m trying to sleep.

 

[crazyman27]

Appropriate considering the weather today:

 

[Kram]

Won't this overload the motor?
Bzzztttttttt....
Marge, can you set the oven to "cold"?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Movementarian: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Movementarian: It's free.
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Movementarian: It's this weekend
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Movementarian: Umm, it's free.
Homer: I see and when is it?
Movementarian: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you *charging* for this free weekend?
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Rev. Lovejoy: This so called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now lets say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first lets pass the collection plate.

 

[Kram]

Why isn't our low protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?
It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a whole month's supply! He even ate mine!

 

[Gibbsy]

Marge I thought of the one thing I can give you that no-one else can! A bouquet of po- ohhhhhh

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: One adult and four children.
Cashier: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy money?
Homer: What's that?
Cashier: Well it's money that's just made for the park... And it's just like regularly money, but it's er "fun"
Bart: Do it Dad!
Homer: Well, OK, if it's fun.. let's see, uh... I'll take $1100 worth.

Awwwww!