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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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"Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, and Phil."

I thought it was Q-Bert, as in the video game character?
 
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident Stupid!"


Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's
Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."
 
Homer: Meals on Wheels, eat it up or I go to jail!
Old Man: Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?
Homer: Uuh, they discontinued the cobbler.
Old Man: You shmell like cobbler.
Homer: Now lets not get into who smells like what!
 

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Homer: Hmm, how could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters. Oh here's one "do"
.....

Bart: My turn, "Kwyjibo" 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points or using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here...

Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.

Bart: Uh... a big dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin.

Marge: And a short temper.

[Homer chases after bart]

Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose.
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Homer: Don't worry son, I bet Einstein turned himself all sort of colours before he invented the light bulb.
 
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Homer: Hmm, how could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters. Oh here's one "do"
.....

Bart: My turn, "Kwyjibo" 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points or using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here...

Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.

Bart: Uh... a big dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin.

Marge: And a short temper.

[Homer chases after bart]

Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose.
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Homer: Don't worry son, I bet Einstein turned himself all sort of colours before he invented the light bulb.
The best part is the voice overs, theres a distinct difference in these early episodes.
 

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Movementarian: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Movementarian: It's free.
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Movementarian: It's this weekend
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Movementarian: Umm, it's free.
Homer: I see and when is it?
Movementarian: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you *charging* for this free weekend?
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Rev. Lovejoy: This so called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now lets say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first lets pass the collection plate.
 
Homer: One adult and four children.
Cashier: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy money?
Homer: What's that?
Cashier: Well it's money that's just made for the park... And it's just like regularly money, but it's er "fun"
Bart: Do it Dad!
Homer: Well, OK, if it's fun.. let's see, uh... I'll take $1100 worth.
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Awwwww!
 

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