Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Super Hans]

I'm sure he's plotting a brilliant scheme to get those puppies!

 

[Super Hans]

Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

I'm sure he's plotting a brilliant scheme to get those puppies!

Honestly, Sir, you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Skinner: Willie, destroy it (the tunnel).
Willie: He did do a bonnie job, sir.
Skinner: Defying orders eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage too.
Willie: Okay Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around, I quit!
Skinner: Fine, I'll do the job myself.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[pieman123]

Homer: I added some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.

Mr Burns: Agreed. First prize

 

[Kram]

Homer you could put something on it for flavour.

Mmm. Only 35 calories.

 

[Rooz90]

I love it how, in almost every single episode Homer can go from being extremely happy to sad in the space of a few seconds. Example.

Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick...
Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?

Then goes to extremely happy when eating the waffle.

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
[bites]
Homer: Mmm, sacrilicious.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

 

[Unknown Caller]

Kent Brockman: Rainier Wolfcastle, star of McBain and the upcoming film, Help! My Son is a Nerd.
Rainier Wolfcastle: My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd.
Kent Brockman: I'm laughing already!
Rainier Wolfcastle: It's not a comedy.
Kent Brockman: Oh.

 

[Deliverance]

Low quality, but gold

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You heard me, I won’t be in for the rest of the week. . . . I told you, my baby beat me up. . . . Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You’re right, I’ve been wasting my life away in that dump for years. That’s it! I’m going to find a new bar to drink in, and I’m going to get drunker than I’ve ever been in my entire life!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

‘I want to help you George Washington’? Even your dreams are square

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Okay Mr. Burns, here are your messages. "You have thirty minutes to move your car," "you have ten minutes to move your car," "you car has been impounded," "your car has been crushed into a cube," "you have thirty minutes to move your cube."

[Phone Rings]

Homer: Hello?
Burns: Is it about my cube?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Bette and I owned a racehorse together...Krudler!

 

[Kyptastic]

 

[Kyptastic]

 

[Kyptastic]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Don't be scared Jub-Jub, it's mama

 

[Byron_Clanger]

The dolls tryin' to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Oh, how am I supposed to last 5 days without shooting something?!