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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3
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Watched 'Fear of Flying' today, one of my favourites.
Lisa: "Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?"
Homer: "Yes! Cris-atunity."
Homer: "Wow, classy."
Maitre D': "Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?"
Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies."
Lisa: "Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?"
Homer: "Yes! Cris-atunity."
Homer: "Wow, classy."
Maitre D': "Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?"
Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies."
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Dr Gonzo: That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas.
Raoul Duke: Uh, too many kids.
Raoul Duke: Uh, too many kids.
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When Moe stole the recipe for the Flaming Homer drink from Homer, Homer was furious with Moe and decided to do his drinking someplace other than Moe's Tavern. While he was looking for a new watering hole, he found The Aristocrat.
Despite its elegant name, The Aristocrat is even dirtier than Moe's Tavern, and with even fewer customers. Also, the bartender has an even surlier attitude than Moe does, as Homer quickly discovered. When Homer walked into the bar, the bartender pulled a large shotgun from under the counter and pointed it at Homer. Terrified, Homer asked for a beer, and the bartender served him one in a filthy glass. When Homer protested that the glass was dirty and asked for a clean one, the bartender begrudgingly took the dirty glass, gave it a cursory wipe with a bar towel, handed it back to Homer and sarcastically growled, "Here ya go, Your Majesty!"[1]
Despite its elegant name, The Aristocrat is even dirtier than Moe's Tavern, and with even fewer customers. Also, the bartender has an even surlier attitude than Moe does, as Homer quickly discovered. When Homer walked into the bar, the bartender pulled a large shotgun from under the counter and pointed it at Homer. Terrified, Homer asked for a beer, and the bartender served him one in a filthy glass. When Homer protested that the glass was dirty and asked for a clean one, the bartender begrudgingly took the dirty glass, gave it a cursory wipe with a bar towel, handed it back to Homer and sarcastically growled, "Here ya go, Your Majesty!"[1]
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"I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home any more."
"Just gimme another beer, you brain-dead hick! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"
WTF is this?
Kent Brockman: Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today.
Brockman: Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh, but it does seem the father of deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space", he wrote "Okay".
Brockman: Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh, but it does seem the father of deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space", he wrote "Okay".
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