Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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http://time.com/3018428/hello-simpsons-world-goodbye-the-rest-of-your-life/

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[Kram]

Apu, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Apu, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Quoted almost every time something goes wrong in our household.

 

[Kram]

Mr Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.

 

[deedog2]

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?

 

[deedog2]

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of...

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? (everyone boos)

Speaker: Bill defeated.

 

[deedog2]

 

[Paranoid]

Will the gambit pay off?

20th Century Fox is betting...it will

 

[jethro11]

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of...

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? (everyone boos)

Speaker: Bill defeated.

 

[Kram]

Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh...

 

[Big Sauce 21]

FAT TONY - Boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma, Why don't you take the doctor out back?

LOUIE Should we take care of him, or "take cayyree of him"?

FAT TONY - Take care of him. (unreadable voice)

LOUIE I don't know what that meant, Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF FAT TONY SEASON 22 EPISODE 19

 

[Captain Awkward]

Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh...

Hey hurry up! I wanna get my pretzel.

 

[Demonalke]

H - So anyway Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go. It's like a conspiracy.
B - A conspiracy, eh? You think they're involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?
H - I do... now. Anyway I'm gonna follow them tonight and see where they go.
M - Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.
H - Well, something did.
M - I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
H - Oh, okay. Have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside to... stalk.... Lenny and Carl, DOH.

 

[Kram]

“Homer, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?”
“In those words?... Yes.”

 

[lmach]

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?

...No.

 

[Cleavy]

"Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy."
"Yeah, they'll do that."

 

[Captain Awkward]

Mr Burns: Okay, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter ''E'' you can keep your job.
Lenny: Uh, okay. Umm... I'm a good work.....guy.
Mr Burns: You're fired!
Lenny: But I didn't say-
Mr Burns: You will.

Lenny: Eeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Kram]

Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it. I can’t make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps.

 

[saintkildaman]

 

[lmach]

Homer: Well, it was good while it lasted. Come on kids, let's go home.
Bart: We are home.
Homer: That was fast.

 

[Demonalke]

 

[deedog2]

Hey, Wolfie, put down that hors d'oeuvre...its time for the main course!

DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Kram]

 

[Kram]

Fine! I'll never, ever, ever do another stupid thing. Good night!

Oh, Homey.. Didn't that hurt?
... No.

 

[Confuscius]

That man ate all our shrimp... And two plastic lobsters!

Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine!