Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[glenferry23]

Oh, so here's your problem. You've got this thing set to evil.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog!

Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.

Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!

Homer: Woo-hoo!

Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?

Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

 

[Kram]

 

[ash_1050]

Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
Lenny: Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh...
Carl: Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel.
Lenny: One pretzel.
Marge: Thank you.
Carl: Uh, let's see, um... I will have one
of your, uh...
Burns: Come on, come on, while we're young.

 

[Kram]

Homer, you should see a doctor. I don’t think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Good morning, class. A certain agitator... For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S.
No, that's too obvious.
Uh, let's say L. Simpson... has raised questions about certain school policies.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Cleavy]

 

[WeetBixKid]

Assistant: Wow! Look at that ad! All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling.

 

[WeetBixKid]

Kirk: I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!

Kirk: ... OW

 

[SSwans2011]

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong.
Even though they say it's okay in the bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uh... Somewhere in the back.

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Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!
How about the Sunday after that?
Barney: Well, my Ma's coming in from Norway, but uh, what the hell.

 

[Super Hans]

How many of these is he going to send?

 

[Super Hans]

You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

 

[Super Hans]

Way to breathe no breath!

 

[Super Hans]

So many great headlines.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Don't forget what I told you!

My car broke down. I'm Joe Namath. It was just vapor lock! Vapor lock! Vapor lock!

 

[Captain Awkward]

I need the biggest seed bell you have... No, that's too big.

 

[ash_1050]

 

[Demonalke]

Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.
Bart: There's no denying it, Sis.
Lisa: But immigration is what America's all about. Even the Simpson family immigrated to America. Right, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Okay, you twisted my arm. The Simpson story begins back in the old country. I forget which one exactly. My father would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.
Great Grandpa Simpson: See this, Son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday.
Grandpa: Later that day, we set sail for America.

 

[RippaRiley43]

 

[Super Hans]

'Can I touch it?'
'I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now!'

 

[Cruyff14]

AW HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP.

 

[Cruyff14]

There is a goldmine of individual quotes in that slab. Brilliant exchange. One of my favourite episodes.

 

[RippaRiley43]

Great episode