Media The TOP TEN Lowest-Maintenance SweetFA Personas

[TedDougChris]

As YotR so eloquently pointed out, we're passing through a bit of a lull in zesty activity here in Sweet. Maybe it's the traffic. Maybe it's the pollen count. It could be the widespread xanax doping regime that Headless is going to uncover tomorrow in the most devastating investigative exposé the League has ever seen.
In any case, I for one won't be sitting around idly and watching our beloved competition crumble. I will be toiling relentlessly, committing fully to the struggle, leaving no stone unturned.


I will be composing a Top Ten List.

Contents​

• Number 10
• Number 9
• Number 8
• Number 7
• Number 6
• Meet and Greet
• Number 5
• Number 4
• Number 3
• Number 2
• Number 1

Looks pretty good.




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The routine of projecting importance is a sound one, and sweeping through eighty threads to impart some brief, inane morsel of a contribution two times a week serves him well. Throw in a routine complaint or two and an aggrandising of the 'old days' and the recipe is complete. It's lazy, but it works.

Joining Halfy is his good buddy, sports. Ahhh sporty - a peculiar case. Not even sure this one can be classified as a persona. The volume of posting might indicate to some that effort and care goes into the spectacle, but this author knows better.




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Would be placed higher but I saw him faintly nod his head at a rookie last week. The indifference of Superstardom allows one to pick and choose their efforts, but this fellow is slipping gradually into sentimentality as age has its way. Just simply cares too much.




View attachment 750730 View attachment 750741 JackNah_8


Only comes in at number eight as I imagine it's actually quite difficult to uphold a persona that is exclusively constituted of chat about tennis headwear. Plus she made an Admin bid which is major points off in anyone's book.




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Talk yerself up. Do fu** all.
That's strong stuff.




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Liking posts is not a character trait.

Is JackNah_8 a bot for a major supplier of half hats ??

 

[JackNah_8]

Is JackNah_8 a bot for a major supplier of half hats ??

I'm actually insulted by that comment. I'm not a bot and not putting on a persona



I'm real.


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Mobbs I have made some top 10 list. Are you impressed?

 

[beez]

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Mr. Deliverables. Blend a spreadsheet and an affirmation button with faulty batteries and this is what you get. Remarkable, charming and enduring - if a little short on charisma.

Understatement of the century.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Insightful stuff Joshy

None of these lowly, one dimensional personas can hold a candle to the universally loved, imaginative, multi-layered and complex 'pick an ungainly footy identity and shoop their head onto everything' personas going around.

 

[Pugsley]

Has anyone seen me and VSTone in the same room at the same time?


The truth is out there.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Has anyone seen me and VSTone in the same room at the same time?


The truth is out there.

 

[HawkAussie]

What a shame that I wasn't on this list. Oh well.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

pick an ungainly footy identity and shoop their head onto everything

I've even started phoning that bit in.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm actually insulted by that comment. I'm not a bot and not putting on a persona

Don’t fight it JackNah_8

Own it; you have the hottest bot in the SFA

 

[JackNah_8]

Don’t fight it JackNah_8

Own it; you have the hottest bot in the SFA

Oh great


What an achievement

 

[Agent93]

I'll admit it, I'm a bit torn up over a Hawk not taking out the #1 spot. We have so many campaigners, that at least some of them have to be lazy.

 

[pantskyle]

Finally a thread from JoshWoodenSpoon that made me chuckle.

 

[The Half Back]

Oh s**t, I made the top 10, noice.

 

[SM]

Oh s**t, I made the top 10, noice.

Chat alerted.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How did I miss this? Solid work. Some bone cutting stuff.

I'm low maintenence. Post about brunch or post drunk, the end.

 

[JackNah_8]

I completely forgot about this thread

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

How did I miss this?

Alas.

 

[The Half Back]

Chat alerted.

SM, you also made the top 10.

 

[SM]

SM, you also made the top 10.

I am aware, just as I was aware when the thread was first posted.

 

[The Half Back]

I am aware, just as I was aware when the thread was first posted.

This is why you were placed so much higher than me