Things I hate above everything...

[Aussie_Roo]

To follow on from the thread 'Things that are impossible to do' I received a similiar email below. It is a good one...


Things I hate above everything !!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is mate, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see That?". No
tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

 

[Mooster7]

Some Comments

1) Keep your watch in your front pants pocket. That way when asked what time it is, you can point to your own crotch.

2) That's a girls argument. Men understand the remote. I keep two handy. When they are both missing, I do the search. Optionally, just keep the TV tuned to the Sport Channel. No need to change.

3) I'll just eat the cake. Someone else can have it - sooner or later.

4) My Ma used to ask where I last had the lost item. I always told her, "Everything that I know the last known location of isn't lost."

5) Agreed

6) Just Say No.

7) Agreed

8) Life ends while you are still in it. I hate spunky, happy old people. Worse liars ever.

9) Leaving yourself open. Say instead, "Erectile Dysfunction."

Peace,

 

[iceman]

too true

 

[raboyle]

Originally posted by Aussie_Roo
To follow on from the thread 'Things that are impossible to do' I received a similiar email below. It is a good one...

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

Matching question...the most stupid question in the history of the human race--"Where did you lose it?"

Answer--"S**t...I don't know! It's lost, that means I don't know where it f**king is!!"

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Aussie_Roo


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

Kind of the same type of hate. I hate when somebodys lost something and they keep going back to the SAME PLACE they last had it saying 'It was here a minute ago'!! Over and over, like its going to magically reappear. That one really bugs me.

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Aussie_Roo
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is mate, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Damn. I do that. Er, the watch thing, not the crotch thing. Sorry. My bad.

 

[RichmondEmma]

lol most of thoes are funny and true