Pets Things that please me

[Stratton_Gun]

I wouldn't write it off, they're woeful.

Would be mildly funny. Moyes> Wenger. Our poor season hasn't really phased me too much as we have won 5 of the last 7 and it will continue not the phase me unless Liverpool win the title.

 

[kfc1]

Would be mildly funny. Moyes> Wenger. Our poor season hasn't really phased me too much as we have won 5 of the last 7 and it will continue not the phase me unless Liverpool win the title.

But does it faze you?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

But does it faze you?

me fail english? that's unpossible

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Who needs first aid for a graze? How did you know where she lived?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Who needs first aid for a graze? How did you know where she lived?

Not real big first aid.
Just some cream to help stem the blood flow.

Where I fell, her house was next door.

She came out because she heard what seemed to be a thud and that thud was my knees hitting pavement.

The rolled ankle, which was also a part of the fall, swelled like crazy to the point of not seeing my ankle and the byproduct, bruises on my foot.
Swelling still hasn't fully gone down (90% done) which is annoying but I don't let it affect me.

 

[BALKAN]

which is annoying but I don't let it affect me.

You brave man *wipes single tear from cheek*

 

[mad_monkey_j]

You brave man *wipes single tear from cheek*

You sure that tear isn't from the game tonight?

 

[kfc1]

You sure that tear isn't from the game tonight?

Id say hes torn rather than teared after tonight

 

[BALKAN]

You sure that tear isn't from the game tonight?

Tonight just confirmed what I already knew: we are shit.
Bottom 4 this season for us. I hope we blow up list at the end of the year.

 

[kfc1]

Tonight just confirmed what I already knew: we are shit.
Bottom 4 this season for us. I hope we blow up list at the end of the year.

Mick's in the tanking phase (2005) so we'll see you in the 2019 gf (2010)

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Mick's in the tanking phase (2005) so we'll see you in the 2019 gf (2010)

Nah because Carlton could never get Derek Hine as much as they try.

 

[Gough]

I mean seriously did rap not peak in the 90s?

This song or funky cold medina brings a smile to my face every time I hear it.

Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back. Rap at it's finest.

 

[Gough]

That Hey Dad will never again be seen on Australian television.

 

[kfc1]

That Hey Dad will never again be seen on Australian television.

Why not? Due to Rapey McMolester?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

That Hey Dad will never again be seen on Australian television.

What's funny is that these game out before the allegations

and there's a few more

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[RedmanWasHere]

That's crazy. .

 

[gaskin]

Dunno whether to put this here or in the Things You Don't Understand thread but I'll go for here because it made me laugh. A mate of mine just posted this on Facebook:

Do you hate your children? Maybe you just want a few hours to yourself? Why not do what PAM from Sydney did and drop off her son to get surgery done at the clinic and then leave them a fake contact number, which happens to be my number, so that they call me 10 times when I am at work leaving messages to please pick up my son because he is waiting for me.

You're a sly one Pam.

 

[Cruyff14]

HAHAHAHA. That is great.

 

[Jimmy1992]

I just love the defender stanind there like "What the ****?"

 

[BALKAN]

When you're constipated and relieve yourself by getting a cheeky pinky up there.

 

[The Passenger]

When you're constipated and relieve yourself by getting a cheeky pinky up there.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Isn't that a great post to wake up to

 

[JUBJUB]

I like watching a Tony Abbott press conference [with the sound down of course as he just dribbles crap] because watching his hand movements always crack me up and remind me of Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights