Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[raskolnikov]

i'm sure that 20 yr old girl is a quality person

For some reason whenever I see her I'm always reminded of this joke.

I was at the pub waiting for a beer, last night when a butt-ugly, big heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Laryngitis just in time for my annual leave

 

[Keys]

Laryngitis just in time for my annual leave

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[MrsEddieBetts]

HBF likes this

he sure does

 

[perthblue]

Laryngitis just in time for my annual leave

get well very soon and enjoy your break<3
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[MrsEddieBetts]

get well very soon and enjoy your break<3
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thanks hun xoxox you're so sweet beb

 

[HBF]

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Mebby still finds a way to yell at me lol.
And there's the death glare.













jokes

 

[Le Grille]

Im sure this has been done in previous iterations of this thread/concept but

Clueless morons that use their mobile whilst at the petrol pump.

 

[Quivorir]

There is zero danger in it.

 

[Keys]

Im sure this has been done in previous iterations of this thread/concept but

Clueless morons that use their mobile whilst at the petrol pump.

Why?

It's a load of BS

 

[perthblue]

Im sure this has been done in previous iterations of this thread/concept but

Clueless morons that use their mobile whilst at the petrol pump.

Your phone cannot start a fire at the petrol pump. They put those warning signs up there out of some legal/liability mumbo jumbo.

 

[Le Grille]

Why?

It's a load of BS

I wasn't aware that it was BS

I will say it is similar to those who refuse to switch phones off on planes, there is signage around the station requesting not to use phones and I do know petrol station attendants were instructed to shut off the pumps if they saw them being used. They have requested it for a reason (whether it's overcautious or not), I don't think people should take it upon themselves to ignore it because it is BS. That said I am an ultra cautious guy.

 

[Le Grille]

Then what are you doing on the internet?

Haha fair enough but I think you know what I was getting at

 

[dales.girl38]

Cruyff14 looks like postal votes are causing a lot of people grief -

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/...alSF&utm_source=HaraldSun&utm_medium=Facebook

 

[Cruyff14]

Yeah saw that. They've obviously ****ed up. Massively.

 

[Plugger35]

I wasn't aware that it was BS

I will say it is similar to those who refuse to switch phones off on planes, there is signage around the station requesting not to use phones and I do know petrol station attendants were instructed to shut off the pumps if they saw them being used. They have requested it for a reason (whether it's overcautious or not), I don't think people should take it upon themselves to ignore it because it is BS. That said I am an ultra cautious guy.

You would struggle to cope in places like Turkey, I saw people there smoking at petrol pumps including the bus driver of our tour group as he was filling up.

 

[Le Grille]

You would struggle to cope in places like Turkey, I saw people there smoking at petrol pumps including the bus driver of our tour group as he was filling up.

Jeebus

 

[Off The Couch]

There would be widespread pain here in WA if they ever decided to make local elections compulsory - I think they run at less than 30% voters

 

[Richard Cranium]

I don't think so but no one seems willing to do anything about it. Imagine the outcry if the gender roles were reversed.

Well... I do know of a guy who was 21 years old and started dating a 16 year old. Not sure if 16 is the legal age of consent or whatever, so maybe things were slightly different legally, but morally everyone was okay with it, which I didn't really understand.

 

[GreyCrow]

Well... I do know of a guy who was 21 years old and started dating a 16 year old. Not sure if 16 is the legal age of consent or whatever, so maybe things were slightly different legally, but morally everyone was okay with it, which I didn't really understand.

SA Tas 17 rest of Oz 16

 

[Richard Cranium]

SA Tas 17 rest of Oz 16

Oh, then I'm sure no sexual relations were had in the first few months of them being together. You know, "wait until the time is right and when you won't get sent to gaol" and all that good stuff.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Moving interstate.

Want to sell car.

Now I cannot sell because a workmate cannot pay attention whilst he is reversing out of his spot.

 

[Gralin]

Moving interstate.

Want to sell car.

Now I cannot sell because a workmate cannot pay attention whilst he is reversing out of his spot.

Sounds like your workmate just bought a car

 

[RedmanWasHere]

When a post gets sent to another thread.

NO LIMITS PLEASE!

 

[perthblue]

'Twelth'
thread title clearly written by Gough
surprised there aren't a few haphazard commas in there