Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Gralin]

If I ever become one of those oblivious women who thinks their pram gets right of way in all situations, please punch me in the tit.

10 minutes in a busy shopping centre especially around christmas and you will be in battering ram mode. You might want to leave the kid at home with HBF and put a doll in the pram so you can go hard

self absorbed people with no clue the lot of them, stupid christmas shoppers

when my kid was still in a pram I was trying to do some shopping, people don't even look where they are going, I could be stationary waiting for them to move past and they'd bump into the pram and give me a look like i rammed them. Or just look at you when you are trying to get through and not move to the side of the aisle to let you pass, only so many aisles you can fit down in a pram in most shops

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

10 minutes in a busy shopping centre especially around christmas and you will be in battering ram mode. You might want to leave the kid at home with HBF and put a doll in the pram so you can go hard

self absorbed people with no clue the lot of them, stupid christmas shoppers

when my kid was still in a pram I was trying to do some shopping, people don't even look where they are going, I could be stationary waiting for them to move past and they'd bump into the pram and give me a look like i rammed them. Or just look at you when you are trying to get through and not move to the side of the aisle to let you pass, only so many aisles you can fit down in a pram in most shops

that's why online shopping is the best thing in the whole world

 

[Scotland]

only so many aisles you can fit down in a pram in most shops

Mainly because most the aisles are blocked by people with ridiculously sized prams.

 

[Gralin]

Mainly because most the aisles are blocked by people with ridiculously sized prams.

We had a narrow one, most shops aren't setup for prams or trolleys really

Plus people are campaigners with zero awareness of what is happening around them anyway

 

[rank and file]

What if she can't afford it? We can't leave any Australian unrepresented, and facing twenty five years in a Colombian jail.

Yes we can.Jails are packed with poor people who can't afford a good lawyer.

 

[Off The Couch]

Yes we can.Jails are packed with poor people who can't afford a good lawyer.

Doesn't have to be a good lawyer, just representation which is what everyone is entitled to.

Do people actually think that the Australian govt wasn't paying some of the legal costs for Chan and Sukamaran and the rest of the Bali nine

 

[rank and file]

Doesn't have to be a good lawyer, just representation which is what everyone is entitled to.

Do people actually think that the Australian govt wasn't paying some of the legal costs for Chan and Sukamaran and the rest of the Bali nine

Who knows?If they did it didn't do them much good.I doubt if the Australian govt chipped in much for David Hicks.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I need a new ****ing windscreen boooo

 

[perthblue]

I need a new ******* windscreen boooo

goodness me what can you do?

 

[the_interloper]

10 minutes in a busy shopping centre especially around christmas and you will be in battering ram mode. You might want to leave the kid at home with HBF and put a doll in the pram so you can go hard

self absorbed people with no clue the lot of them, stupid christmas shoppers

when my kid was still in a pram I was trying to do some shopping, people don't even look where they are going, I could be stationary waiting for them to move past and they'd bump into the pram and give me a look like i rammed them. Or just look at you when you are trying to get through and not move to the side of the aisle to let you pass, only so many aisles you can fit down in a pram in most shops

I just go shopping in a wheelchair, people always give you right of way and if there's no seats in the food court, no worries!

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Pump brand water bottles. Looked like shit in 2001. Still look like shit in 2017.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

goodness me what can you do?

Get a new one, I s'pose.

 

[edgie]

God I hate people that ask for stuff. From unemployed friends through film making that spend all day making videos and what not asking people to go look and their videos and like and share them, to religious friends asking for prayers since they have an interview. They're all as bad as each other and what they do can stand on its own ****ing merits if its good enough.

 

[Wallaby]

Got caught again last night - the Hurried Sh!t.

If you are just about to leave home - not much time - and you decide 'I'll just do a quick crap before I go out' you can guarantee a few things will happen:

1. You'll have a bit of a strain, and it won't be as easy or speedy as you thought.
2. You'll probably have a false finish, so you have to restart to release a bit of bonus overflow half-way through the clean-up operation.
3. It will be a messy one - probably near a half- or full-roll operation.
4. When you flush, the toilet will block.
5. Even when it does clear, you'll have a look in and think 'I need a flamethrower to properly clean up that'.

Rule of Life - never rush a sh!t.

 

[edgie]

Got caught again last night - the Hurried Sh!t.

If you are just about to leave home - not much time - and you decide 'I'll just do a quick crap before I go out' you can guarantee a few things will happen:

1. You'll have a bit of a strain, and it won't be as easy or speedy as you thought.
2. You'll probably have a false finish, so you have to restart to release a bit of bonus overflow half-way through the clean-up operation.
3. It will be a messy one - probably near a half- or full-roll operation.
4. When you flush, the toilet will block.
5. Even when it does clear, you'll have a look in and think 'I need a flamethrower to properly clean up that'.

Rule of Life - never rush a sh!t.

Holy shit (choice of words), I'm weighing this up right now, need to go umpire some footy in about 10 minutes and have the beginnings of an 'urge' appearing.

I'll hold it.

 

[raskolnikov]

Women at the checkout who hold your hand to put change into.

I'm not a freaking kid.

 

[perthblue]

Women at the checkout who hold your hand to put change into.

I'm not a freaking kid.

that sounds pretty hot tbh

 

[Off The Couch]

that sounds pretty hot tbh

He said hand not foot

 

[peternorth]

I just go shopping in a wheelchair, people always give you right of way and if there's no seats in the food court, no worries!

next you'll tell me you have a cleaner

 

[ash_1050]

Got caught again last night - the Hurried Sh!t.

If you are just about to leave home - not much time - and you decide 'I'll just do a quick crap before I go out' you can guarantee a few things will happen:

1. You'll have a bit of a strain, and it won't be as easy or speedy as you thought.
2. You'll probably have a false finish, so you have to restart to release a bit of bonus overflow half-way through the clean-up operation.
3. It will be a messy one - probably near a half- or full-roll operation.
4. When you flush, the toilet will block.
5. Even when it does clear, you'll have a look in and think 'I need a flamethrower to properly clean up that'.

Rule of Life - never rush a sh!t.

Eat more fibre.

 

[Rotayjay]

I just went to a phone shop to switch carriers. They're selling a thin glass smartphone screen protector for $40.

I know that it's precisely-cut glass with great clarity, but $40 for a little piece of glass. What a rip!

 

[GreyCrow]

I just went to a phone shop to switch carriers. They're selling a thin glass smartphone screen protector for $40.

I know that it's precisely-cut glass with great clarity, but $40 for a little piece of glass. What a rip!

You're buying a piece of glass to protect the piece of glass already there?

 

[Rotayjay]

You're buying a piece of glass to protect the piece of glass already there?

I put my phone in a case, and that's saved me on the rare occasions I've dropped it

 

[Off The Couch]

I just went to a phone shop to switch carriers. They're selling a thin glass smartphone screen protector for $40.

I know that it's precisely-cut glass with great clarity, but $40 for a little piece of glass. What a rip!

Well that $40 saved my phone when it fell face first on the road recently - phone and screen intact

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I just went to a phone shop to switch carriers. They're selling a thin glass smartphone screen protector for $40.

I know that it's precisely-cut glass with great clarity, but $40 for a little piece of glass. What a rip!

Was offered the same thing when I got a new phone, said no thanks and they gave me a cheapie one for free. That was nearly two years ago and not a scratch on it. Have dropped my phone quite a few times in that time too.