Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[The_Todd07]

My mind will forever link the word colonel with the word mustard.

Sanders in my case

 

[royboy2]

Sanders in my case

Me too

 

[Le Grille]

people who enter supermarkets through the self service checkout area

 

[perthblue]

shops where you have to go through checkouts to exit

 

[DidakDelight]

shops where you have to go through checkouts to exit

I like fuxking with people in front me at checkouts with 1 or 2 items.

I'll start to unload my trolley right at the back of the conveyer belt about half a metre from their stuff.

I then love it when they give the little head turn and then put the little separator after their items as if they would get mixed in with theirs.

People never fail to not do this.

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[perthblue]

Xtreme is infecting other people now

 

[Scotland]

Constant 'updates' about Jesse Hogans nutsack.

Doctors found a cancer and removed it. It hasn't spread. He's now recovering.

It's absolutely newsworthy, but how about we leave the bloke the **** alone now. Nothing will change from today to tomorrow, or tomorrow to the next day or next week. His surgery will heal, and in time he'll return to training and playing. We don't need people tracking him to Perth if he's come to be with family, or seeking daily updates from the Melbourne club doctor.

 

[perthblue]

applying for jobs and every 2nd posting requires you to make a ****ing account just to apply.
i must have 60 accounts floating around for websites i've used once and will never use or think of again.

 

[Scotland]

Please fill out 485 fields about your employment and education history, your contact details, your favourite flavour of yoghurt...

Please submit your CV in doc/pdf format.

FFFUUUUUU.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

All I want people to do is send me their resume. I don't even GAF about their ****ing boring as shit cover letter.

 

[perthblue]

All I want people to do is send me their resume. I don't even GAF about their ******* boring as shit cover letter.

"just give me money, and i'll do shit for you"

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

"just give me money, and i'll do shit for you"

You're hired!

 

[perthblue]

You're hired!

thank you for this opportunity! PS I'm taking all my sick leave straight away, see you in a couple weeks, also i think I rolled my ankle in your carpark, you'll be hearing from workers comp.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

thank you for this opportunity! PS I'm taking all my sick leave straight away, see you in a couple weeks, also i think I rolled my ankle in your carpark, you'll be hearing from workers comp.

You accrue sick leave, so you don't have any yet, and you haven't signed a contract so you're not technically an employee. No workers comp for you. See ya never slacker.

 

[perthblue]

You accrue sick leave, so you don't have any yet, and you haven't signed a contract so you're not technically an employee. No workers comp for you. See ya never slacker.

i love it when you go all HR

 

[craigos]

All I want people to do is send me their resume. I don't even GAF about their ******* boring as shit cover letter.

I feel like such a gimp writing cover letters. With a passion for <insert industry> I am looking to find a role and a company I can grow with. Using my well developed skills of looking busy but achieving very little I would be a asset to even the most organised of organisations

 

[Off The Couch]

I feel like such a gimp writing cover letters. With a passion for <insert industry> I am looking to find a role and a company I can grow with. Using my well developed skills of looking busy but achieving very little I would be a asset to even the most organised of organisations

I'm laughing as I read that and post on BF whilst getting paid and my work mounts around me

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Please fill out 485 fields about your employment and education history, your contact details, your favourite flavour of yoghurt...

Please submit your CV in doc/pdf format.

FFFUUUUUU.

I remember one job I was going to apply for required submission of a resume and completion of a lengthy application form. A whole lot of the questions on the application form were covered in my resume. I started typing 'refer to resume' in the fields then rechecked the instructions which said 'refer to resume' was not an acceptable answer! Needless to say I didn't apply.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I feel like such a gimp writing cover letters. With a passion for <insert industry> I am looking to find a role and a company I can grow with. Using my well developed skills of looking busy but achieving very little I would be a asset to even the most organised of organisations

I feel the same with my cover letter.

Professionalism, Adaptability, Dynamism, Communication, Computer skills, Interpersonal skills are some of the quality attributes that I will display at all times when working.

I just want to say, give me a job, pay me money and you get a worker but that wont cut it

 

[Scotland]

Honest HR and recruitment would be the best thing ever.

Keith from The Office had it sorted.

 

[GreyCrow]

applying for jobs and every 2nd posting requires you to make a ******* account just to apply.
i must have 60 accounts floating around for websites i've used once and will never use or think of again.

I apply for a job and they tell me I already signed with them. Have I ??? Yeah ok send me a new password

 

[HairyO]

You accrue sick leave, so you don't have any yet, and you haven't signed a contract so you're not technically an employee. No workers comp for you. See ya never slacker.

So its now an injury lawsuit unfettered by Work Cover laws. Go for $10 million !!!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

So its now an injury lawsuit unfettered by Work Cover laws. Go for $10 million !!!

$15-$20k is better, no questions just a quick cheque and a polite apology and all parties are happy.

 

[perthblue]

Honest HR and recruitment would be the best thing ever.

Keith from The Office had it sorted.

for just 20 pounds you can request that guy to send you a personalised message: http://www.celebvm.com/ewenmacintosh

I wonder if anybody that has purchased a video HASN'T had him say an Office quote.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

So its now an injury lawsuit unfettered by Work Cover laws. Go for $10 million !!!

That's not my problem so...proceed