Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[Cruyff14]

Is he an assistant manager?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Snapped a ligament in my ankle and I'm on crutches and in a moonboot. I hate having to ask for help and now I need so much help wahhhh

 

[Xtreme]

Get thrown into a different area of my work as they're so short staffed, yet they wonder why I'm lagging behind - because I haven't done that particular department in 8+ years........ SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

 

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[Over The Post]

Just a couple to cheer you up Mebby.

 

[Gough]

Reminds of the Susan Boyle Twitter fail.
#susanalbumparty shudders

 

[Deliverance]

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Loved Arrested Development back in the day.

 

[bresker]

Had to undertake two people travelling 20 km/h below the speed limit on the M79 this morning , when I looked over they were both looking at their phones on their laps.

Second guy overtook a truck, went into my lane at last second then went at 80km/h when all other traffic was at 100km/h, i had to brake then switch left.

Must be very important texts. I travel the M80/M1/M79 for work and there's an accident every second day. Often I look and say "how did you ever manage to crash there?" Impatience & distraction would be big factors.

 

[Gough]

Loved Arrested Development back in the day.

I saw them live a couple of times.

 

[Deliverance]

I saw them live a couple of times.

Ah, I was referencing the sitcom, where the anustart licence plate came from. I did like the group to though, never saw them unfortunately.

 

[peternorth]

Self diagnosing of Autism. I'm seeing alot on social media of morons making short videos explaining symptoms and how "THEY" have autism. As someone who has a close family member with it I can guarantee these idiots do not have Autism, they most likely have social anxiety and horrific self esteem and want to make themselves feel better by claiming they're Autistic.

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[peternorth]

Ah, I was referencing the sitcom, where the anustart licence plate came from. I did like the group to though, never saw them unfortunately.

They are everyday people

 

[jb04]

Depends. Most are shit, some are fantastic.

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You can get this off AliExpress for a couple of bucks. I have one hanging on my workbench in the garage so everyone who goes in there knows whats up.

Even my brother in law...

 

[bresker]

People with European number plates.

It's a gigantic sign that says 'I'm a pretentious w***er', and they paid hundreds of dollars for the privilege of telling everyone everywhere they go

I kinda like the green ones with Japanese characters. I don't own one and probably never would . But they look much less like a CIA agent's car than the Euro ones

 

[Scotland]

I think it is getting more common for people to self-diagnose conditions without even trying to get a professional opinion.

If you rounded up all the people that don't have autism, ADHD, mental health or some other self diagnosed condition there would be about 3 people left over.

 

[Gralin]

I saw them live a couple of times.

I remember them being really good

 

[JHF1870]

Slack Fill

I thought this was illegal in Australia. My protein powder no matter if it's 900g, or 2.1kg it's in a container twice the volume of the product. It's deceptive manipulation of the consumer.

 

[Over The Post]

"contents may settle in transit"

 

[rocker_oz33]

Place ive staying at ****ing threw out food and drinks of mine WTAF.

.I still had a night left.
They even took my PJs .
Lucky got them back.

But I was tied after a cruze and vist to Port Arthur i was going to put my feet up.
And have a snack but no.

Cracked the screen on my gopro I fell over on slippery rocks.
The lens but is A OK tho.

Been a cracker trip to.
Done so much.

Now need some rest.

 

[JHF1870]

Decided to get some dragonfruit (Frozen) for my smoothies today. Stuff literally has zero taste

 

[rocker_oz33]

Decided to get some dragonfruit (Frozen) for my smoothies today. Stuff literally has zero taste

My Greek mate was telling me about the frozen fruits you can make a syrup by adding some sugar and water and boil it.
Then mix it with some Greek yoghurt.
cheaper than the ones you can buy.

 

[Beerfish]

Decided to get some dragonfruit (Frozen) for my smoothies today. Stuff literally has zero taste

Roll them in garlic powder first next time.

You're welcome.

 

[the_interloper]

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