Things wrong with Adelaide

[royals1922]

This abomination:

 

[Vikingblood]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/06/3003909.htm?site=melbourne

Enjoy.

 

[mellowyellow]

Would be easier if you started a thread things not wrong with Adelaide

the road back to melbourne

 

[Asgardian]

Where else can you get a glass of water that will satisfy your thirst & hunger at the same time?

And our barrels are great, we sell them at cost, but make a real killing with the acid.

And nowhere else has a "family" like ours.

 

[Sanecow]

The tram system.

 

[Double the Fist]

This abomination:

Thats disgusting granted, but you haven't lived until you have had an AB (short for abortion) at three am with a skin full of piss on board.

Available from the much vaunted Blue and White Cafe (fish and chip shop) on O'Connell street North Adelaide.

 

[xamol]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...o-suncorp-survey/story-e6frea83-1226554685466

Compared to the rest of the shit holes in Australia, Adelaide comes out in front.

Suck it up OP.

ADELAIDE has been rated Australia's safest city in wide-ranging research that puts the nation's 30 largest cities under the microscope.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...o-suncorp-survey/story-e6frea83-1226554685466

 

[Geoffa32]

Have never seen a thread started by a Victorian about how bad Adelaide/SA is before on Bay. 10 points for originality to the OP.

 

[someday-somehow]

6/ The heat. Seriously didn't you guys get something like 16 days over 38 a couple of years ago?, how could you stand it?
Besides that there is no nightlife to speak of and everything closes by 8PM. Otherwise it's allright

 

[KardiniaPark]

6. Farmers Union Iced Dog Shit

Rather drink the water.

YOU ****ING TAKE THAT BACK

 

[Baldur]

Adelaide

 

[bugalugs213]

38) They're best player can't break a tackle to win a final.

 

[mellowyellow]

 

[Nelso]

6/ The heat. Seriously didn't you guys get something like 16 days over 38 a couple of years ago?, how could you stand it?
Besides that there is no nightlife to speak of and everything closes by 8PM. Otherwise it's allright

Says someone who lives in the Geelong It would have to be close to the worst place on earth. Can you still take milk crates into Kardinia Park?

 

[someday-somehow]

Says someone who lives in the Geelong It would have to be close to the worst place on earth. Can you still take milk crates into Kardinia Park?

I don't live in Geelong, just follow the team. From my perspective the only difference between the 2 is Adelaide is hotter and more of the population have mullets

 

[Sanecow]

Also, the people there are oblivious to how shit the place is.

 

[Stromageddon]

More liveable

are you sure?

Heisenberg?

 

[kaysee]

Adelaide is the most awesomest place ever in the world. Melbournians stink up Australia as they come out of the arse end of the world (Seinfeld said so). There are no good beaches near Melbourne and that city is the shame of Australia. Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Darwin (albeit with Crocs) all have great beaches nearby... Geelong should be made Victoria's capital and put the shine back on the great State. Melbournians are too busy pretending to be someone not important, they loose out to Sydney and it eats away at the core of every facet of throughout Melbourne.

Melbourne... Australia's perennial second placer. Filled with professionals who can't cut it in Sydney, retirees who can't afford to move to Gold Coast, artists/musicians who can't make it overseas, fourth generation Greeks who's Gods are Kappa and Guido, the latest boat people and drugos addicted to anything to help them get through life living in the world's arseh*le. The only thing that would make Melbourne worse would be Eddie Faguire becoming the Victorian Premier.

 

[someday-somehow]

Adelaide is the most awesomest place ever in the world. Melbournians stink up Australia as they come out of the arse end of the world (Seinfeld said so). There are no good beaches near Melbourne and that city is the shame of Australia. Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Darwin (albeit with Crocs) all have great beaches nearby... Geelong should be made Victoria's capital and put the shine back on the great State. Melbournians are too busy pretending to be someone not important, they loose out to Sydney and it eats away at the core of every facet of throughout Melbourne.

Melbourne... Australia's perennial second placer. Filled with professionals who can't cut it in Sydney, retirees who can't afford to move to Gold Coast, artists/musicians who can't make it overseas, fourth generation Greeks who's Gods are Kappa and Guido, the latest boat people and drugos addicted to anything to help them get through life living in the world's arseh*le. The only thing that would make Melbourne worse would be Eddie Faguire becoming the Victorian Premier.

English is obviously a second language in Adelaide

 

[2DMB]

South Australia is Australia's public toilet

Adelaide is the festy piss on the floor

Football Park is the bloke lying in the urinal

 

[Baldur]

Adelaide is the most shite place ever in the world. Melbournians stink up Australia as they come out of the arse end of the world (Seinfeld said so). There are no good beaches near Melbourne and that city is the shame of Australia. Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Darwin (albeit with Crocs) all have great beaches nearby... Geelong should be made Victoria's capital and put the shine back on the great State. Melbournians are too busy pretending to be someone not important, they loose out to Sydney and it eats away at the core of every facet of throughout Melbourne.

Melbourne... Australia's perennial second placer. Filled with professionals who can't cut it in Sydney, retirees who can't afford to move to Gold Coast, artists/musicians who can't make it overseas, fourth generation Greeks who's Gods are Kappa and Guido, the latest boat people and drugos addicted to anything to help them get through life living in the world's arseh*le. The only thing that would make Melbourne worse would be Eddie Faguire becoming the Victorian Premier.

EFA, but for one little error the original post was ever so correct

 

[Asgardian]

All you Victorians should come over to try some superb wines, we have plenty of barrels to go around ...

 

[Papa G]

Why is it Victorians constantly have to denigrate Adelaide? Is this just a deflection of your own insecurities? Are you embarrassed that your city is the most un-Australian of all capitals with its shitty weather and rubbish beaches? Do you keep running down Adelaide to distract you from the fact that your city is just a massive bogan filled sprawl with terrible traffic congestion and poor public transport. Or is because you are too scared too venture out after dark, weary of being king hit by one of the many drunken yobbos or roaming gangs. Maybe its the many beggars that hassle you as you walk to work or the stinking rubbish filled laneways you pass that has you so upset. Could it be that you are pissed off that you can never find a car park that doesn't cost 30 buck an hour, or are you just sick of paying tolls to drive in to the city.

Anyway you slice it, Victorians are the most insecure of all Australians, who need to constantly talk up their own city with ridiculous claims like "sporting capital of the world" while bullying the smaller, but certainly more liveable Adelaide.

Well done OP

You forgot the ****ing Hipsters! They are ****ing everywhere!

 

[Shawt]

You forgot the ******* Hipsters! They are ******* everywhere!

They are called "the youth"... similar to New Zealand, Adelaide seems to lose them to real cities on ever increasing scale

 

[mark73]

This abomination:

You've obviously never had one. They're fantastic. So are some of the South Australian girls.