Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Octavia]

When walking and i see a line up ahead, i adjust my steps so that I pretend I'm running into bowl and have my heel just over the line so its not a no-ball.

Strangely i get it perfect nearly 90% of the time. Even in cricket now I can tell where my foot will land as I'm running in. Too bad it doesn't help my bowling much

 

[Simple Jack]

When walking and i see a line up ahead, i adjust my steps so that I pretend I'm running into bowl and have my heel just over the line so its not a no-ball.

Strangely i get it perfect nearly 90% of the time. Even in cricket now I can tell where my foot will land as I'm running in. Too bad it doesn't help my bowling much

As do I.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

I do the flush one every now and then.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

when taking a slash, i flush the toilet when i think im about close to finishing and i try see if i can finish my piss when the flush finishes.

Do this sometimes, was going to post this actually.

Also piss related, sometimes when pissing at night I switch off the light after I've started, and try to keep my aim pissing in the dark. Listening to the sound helps.

 

[JD11]

when i pee i try to make bubbles fill up the whole bowl

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Do this sometimes, was going to post this actually.

Also piss related, sometimes when pissing at night I switch off the light after I've started, and try to keep my aim pissing in the dark. Listening to the sound helps.

I keep the light off and trust my aim from the start.

 

[ioppolo]

I've tried pissing with the toilet seat down just to see how good an aim I am.

 

[Easty]

I used to see how far away from the toilet I could pee from and still hit the water as a kid. PB was probably 4 feet, but it was hard to judge when the power would fade at times, so I stopped doing it.

 

[The Half Back]

I used to see how far away from the toilet I could pee from and still hit the water as a kid. PB was probably 4 feet, but it was hard to judge when the power would fade at times, so I stopped doing it.

I used to do this and would move forward when I felt the pressure dropping off a bit

 

[Xtreme]

Some people probably do it, but i'll still list it - i often shave late at night, rather than first thing in the morning. I find it a lot more easier and i am less pushed for time at night than i am in the morning, i find it a lot more relaxing at that time as well.

I've tried pissing with the toilet seat down just to see how good an aim I am.

I still do it for the lulz i have excellent aim no splashback nor any drops on the seat itself . I don't even need to "point and shoot" if you get my drift . Just whip it out and off i go.

 

[Northworth]

Some people probably do it, but i'll still list it - i often shave late at night, rather than first thing in the morning. I find it a lot more easier and i am less pushed for time at night than i am in the morning, i find it a lot more relaxing at that time as well.

HA
I just did that
Sunday night i tend to shave - makes Monday easier..... also I dont shave on Friday-Sat so it means I only need to go through the rush job on Tue-Thur


hate shaving

 

[Lemma]

I love shaving. It's so much fun. Guys have it so easy

 

[Cruyff14]

It's a waste of five minutes.

 

[Igloo]

I love shaving. I even extend the process by going over it all again

 

[muttweed]

1. I try to make simple maths sums from the time, like trying to use the first couple of numbers to equal the last number...
EG.
3:42pm - 3 x 4 = 12
=1 x 2 = 2

2. The volume on ANYTHING has to be on a multiple of 5. HAS to be.

3. Sometimes I feel like people are watching me/there's a hidden camera in my room.

4. I can't go a minute without cracking a part of my body.

5. I try to breathe out of my nose to the beat of a song.

6. I sit up in bed at night, listening to rock music, pretending to play the guitar of the song to the crowd. Big dreams, dis guy, big dreams.

 

[Marklar_33]

1. I try to make simple maths sums from the time, like trying to use the first couple of numbers to equal the last number...
EG.
3:42pm - 3 x 4 = 12
=1 x 2 = 2

I do similar things with number plates...or try to create a word from the combination of letters and numbers. Numbers correspond with their numerical place in the alphabet...it gets more complex, but its weird and embarssing haha

 

[Marklar_33]

Things my dog does that I wouldn't think too many other dogs would:

Ever since he was a pup, when its got towards our bedtime, I'll say "wee wees" and he'll bolt to the yard. But he won't go unless I do first! So I have to make sure I have some in the tank, otherwise he'll be banging the down down at 2-3am

 

[muttweed]

I do similar things with number plates...or try to create a word from the combination of letters and numbers. Numbers correspond with their numerical place in the alphabet...it gets more complex, but its weird and embarssing haha

Yeah, I do that too, but didn't list it because my mum does it too

 

[kfc1]

Some people probably do it, but i'll still list it - i often shave late at night, rather than first thing in the morning. I find it a lot more easier and i am less pushed for time at night than i am in the morning, i find it a lot more relaxing at that time as well.

My dad does this because he's not a morning person but his 5'o'clock shadow arrives in the morning because of it.

I hate shaving in the morning but do it anyway otherwise you've wasted a good 8-10 hours of clean shavenness

Things my dog does that I wouldn't think too many other dogs would:

Ever since he was a pup, when its got towards our bedtime, I'll say "wee wees" and he'll bolt to the yard. But he won't go unless I do first! So I have to make sure I have some in the tank, otherwise he'll be banging the down down at 2-3am

awww that's so cute!

 

[Thistle]

Bump. Thought I was the only one until I saw these

 

[Thistle]

 

[Poseidon]

Strong 9gagger

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I walked on the moon.

Signed Neil Armstrong

 

[Marklar_33]

Buzz Aldrin says hi...from an underground studio in Area 51

 

[Illinois Nazi]

He's still pissed that I went first.