Things you do That Shits Others.

[Billy ray]

I call everyone Dave

 

[SwampCreature]

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[RedmanWasHere]

Hanging up on anyone is terrible..Unless it's a telemarkerter or scammer, in that case tell them to GAGF before you do.

If it's a telemarketer, ignore the phone.

 

[wal]

If a telemarketer calls I tell them can they wait a second, I have something on the stove, then put down the phone and leave it till they hang up.

 

[TheKanga]

According to the missus
Probably being a bit short tempered at times.

 

[Wojcinski]

My Dad tells the same stories over and over and it drives me up the wall to the point that I'll just tell him straight up that I know the story already.

The problem is I do it too and didn't even realise until my missus told me.

 

[Firestarter]

Hanging up on anyone is terrible..Unless it's a telemarkerter or scammer, in that case tell them to GAGF before you do.

If I'm sick of getting yelled at I just hold the phone away from my face until I see them hang up.

____ that shit about being rude. I'm not putting up with a headache for the minorest of things when I'm already trying my best to apologise.

Tl;dr, it takes two to tango.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

If I'm sick of getting yelled at I just hold the phone away from my face until I see them hang up.

____ that shit about being rude. I'm not putting up with a headache for the minorest of things when I'm already trying my best to apologise.

Tl;dr, it takes two to tango.

I actually wrote that kinda in jest..it just didn't come accross that way.

 

[Firestarter]

I actually wrote that kinda in jest..it just didn't come accross that way.

Sorry. You're alright, I'm the one with the problem.

So, things I do that annoy people huh.........

Barrack for North Melbourne?

 

[MatthewB]

Also whenever she yawns I stick my...finger... in her mouth.

i do the same to my wife, she hates it

 

[GreyCrow]

Finger, right

 

[El Dubya]

I only set my alarm to half hours. If I need to get up ten minutes earlier I'll set my alarm for 6am rather than 6.30. It really annoys my wife for some reason.

 

[HBF]

Farting on the couch.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

I open a new tomato sauce/mayo bottle before the previous one is empty because it’s annoying when it won’t come out quickly.

Then we end up with half a dozen bottles of mayo in the fridge which are all 3/4 empty.

 

[ioppolo]

I fart in bed so that when the missus moves the sheets the smell hits her

 

[Procrastinator35]

I fart in bed so that when the missus moves the sheets the smell hits her

Try dropping one just before she jumps in under the doona.....and watch the wave of awesome do it's thang.

 

[MatthewB]

I fart in bed so that when the missus moves the sheets the smell hits her

i do that after eating cabbage, ten times as worse, i have woken her up from a sleep when she moves the sheets

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Just for my own amusement, I'll often take my mother-in-law's side in a disagreement between her and my wife, even when I agree with my wife. Shits her to tears.

 

[Hoops]

I stop at amber lights.

There's a length of road on my way home from work that went from 70 - 60kmh, but everyone still does 70 and we are all the better for it. But if you are going to tailgate me then sorry I'm doing the limit and perhaps a bit under to be safe.

 

[Cold Sober]

Drink, gamble and have affairs, it shits my wife to tears, but eh life's good.

 

[Perth gal]

She should leave you.

 

[the_interloper]

She should leave you.

If they're happy then good on em I say!

I never follow a recipe or cook anything the same way twice, so when my missus actually likes it and asks me to repeat it exactly I can't. I can usually get close but never spot on really, CBF measuring shit etc

 

[Perth gal]

If they're happy then good on em I say!

I never follow a recipe or cook anything the same way twice, so when my missus actually likes it and asks me to repeat it exactly I can't. I can usually get close but never spot on really, CBF measuring shit etc

Yeah nah.....

 

[the_interloper]

Yeah nah.....

Fine then, I won't ever cook for you!

 

[Smoooothy]

i'm just a pathetic loser