Things you have done off camera

[X_box_X]

I don't want anyone to have their minds in the gutter here. I'm more or less referring to cool or remarkable things you have done off camera. Things you wish were recorded so you could upload footage onto YouTube for the world to see.

Two recent achievements of mine that I was pretty stoked about occurred in the last 24 hours.

This afternoon, I was throwing darts while I was home alone. I am only your average player, if that, and I probably hit a triple or a bullseye once in every 50 throws.

Anyway, I'm actually not sure whether to be happy or sad about this, but I got three bullseyes with three darts I threw but only one counted cause the other two fell off after my third throw. It would have been the first time I have ever had 2/3 bullseyes let alone 3/3.

Last night I was having a hit of Tennis with a mate. Fortunately he was there to see my stunning shot, but again I wish it was on camera cause even Gael Monfils would have been proud of my effort.

The entire rally was a ripper. Probably last ten shots but the last four were pretty good shots for two armature players like us. The second last shot, my mate smashed what appeared to be a certain winner. It bounced inside the court and was going well over my head. I don't know what came of me, probably full of adrenalin, but at full speed I launched myself up onto a cage, with my back towards the net. With my racquet suddenly in range of the ball, I sprung off the cage, as I got my racquet to the ball, did a 180 and found the open side of the court to win the point.

My landing was pretty good too.

I was pretty stoked with that effort.

 

[little graham]

 

[Mancey]

I once fought a grizzly with my bare hands, did a triple backflip on my Mongoose BMX through a flaming hoop and finished with a wheelie that went for 2 weeks

Wish i had it on video

 

[Catastic82]

Banged two birds at once... Sadly no camera

 

[Scotland]

I skated 'The Blade' faster than Drazic.

 

[iluvparis]

I skated 'The Blade' faster than Drazic.

Is that a Heartbreak High reference?

 

[Gasometer]

I met Gary Ablett Senior one day walking up the stairs after a game at Waverly.

It was just me and him and we said g'day to each other and kept walking.

No camera.

 

[Scotland]

Is that a Heartbreak High reference?

Better before it was dubbed in French.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

There was no YouTube in my day, so my best work was never captured. This is probably a good thing.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Back when you used to have half-day holidays at school, we all went down to the library one day. There was a massive set of banks behind it, where, between every slope, was a bunch of carparks. It must've been towards summer but there was a bog right where the bitumen and the grass met.

Anyway, we were like 10 and there were a few divisions, you either had a BMX or a mountain bike. This mate of mine was one of those guys without a care in the world – still like it to this day, one of the best people I've ever met – and this extended to riding bikes. Dude just didn't care. Amongst all us pussoirs, he'd be the first to try anything.

Anyway, as I said, we were like 10, and because we were, we wanted to see some action for the day. So we tell our mate to go down these four sets of hills, he says whatever, hikes his bike up to the top, and proceeds to get all this momentum and going hands-off doing the hill in some kind of dumb move of jubilation – if he was five years older and girls were around, you could understand it – anyway, the bike obviously gets stuck in this marsh-like bog and the dude totally flips over the bars and does about four full swings in the air. This is right when the Motorola and Nokia flips were starting to become cheap (we're talking $100) so kids had them. I could catch up with people still and we'd lament the lack of any filming.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I've still got about five years worth of fights, 30 seconds of course as the limit was back then, on an old phone. Would love to dig it out and have a suss. I remember you'd all meet up down the strip after school and trade footage via bluetooth – someone always had an absolute prime view and then someone was always unfortunate enough to have infared and never get the video...

 

[Scotland]

The **** do kids get up to these days?

When I was at school no one had a mobile phone, and you only fought someone if you didn't like them.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

The **** do kids get up to these days?

When I was at school no one had a mobile phone, and you only fought someone if you didn't like them.

Were never really any fights at my school and if there were then by the time the word got round and everyone was running to the place, the teachers had caught wind of it

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Yep around 2006 (year 8) I was one unfortunate enough to never get sent anymore due to my phone being basic. Didn't worry me though. In Year 11 there was this vid of a Y10 girl at our school dildo-ing herself going round and I'm pretty sure some people got in trouble wit da po po for child pr0n or some shit because they had it on their phone lol. Might have been a blessing in disguise

Never mind the phones and shit, when I was at school I'm pretty sure none of the girls were dildo-ing themselves either.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Never mind the phones and shit, when I was at school I'm pretty sure none of the girls were dildo-ing themselves either.

Don't be so sure. Sloots gun sloot

 

[little graham]

When I worked at McDonalds as a kid I jerked off and put some of it in a guy's burger and shake.

When my ex invited me around to her house once, she went to the toilet after making us drinks and I beat off into her drink and tried to keep a straight face when she came back and drank it.

Out of that we've learned you're hopeless in bed, hopeless with keeping chicks and you enjoyed another man 'swallowing". We've also learned that somethings can't be unlearned.

 

[bkozican]

Broke my leg at school playing basketball...Kind of wish that was camera.

 

[Handsuper47]

Would have been in year 7 or 8 at the time, was playing around with a soccer ball in the school gym and this lovely girl was standing in front of the goals for whatever reason. I decided to kick the ball to her to get her involved, I kicked it a bit too hard and it just went right over her shoulder, narrowly missing and went in the goal instead.

I wish I got that on camera.

 

[The_Reaper]

I once fought a grizzly with my bare hands, did a triple backflip on my Mongoose BMX through a flaming hoop and finished with a wheelie that went for 2 weeks

Wish i had it on video

Weak as piss

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/31/man-80-fights-bear-survives

 

[Bluelegs]

Banged two birds at once... Sadly no camera

When ever I hear someone mention their threesome story I always immediatley compare it to Jim Jeffries threesome story.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Don't be so sure. Sloots gun sloot

Some people hate you SG but stuff like this is so good it's gotta be self-aware

We also had a girl from the poor cousin high school up town. Lass had made friends with a Rexona can.

We had a kid get in trouble with "the po po" as you so elegantly put it as well.

Times.

 

[Mancey]

I had a shower with my cousin corin and he pissed on my leg

 

[peppy la pew]

A mate of mine got a hot date with a divorced woman once, she sent him suggestive text messages regarding sex. Turns out she has a physical handicap.

Any of you blokes ****d a bird in a wheelchair ?

 

[PaddyO]

Don't be so sure. Sloots gun sloot

w***ers gonna wank.

 

[pantskyle]

I farted once on the set of the Blue Lagoon.