Computers & Internet Tinder

[Catgirl]

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe

 

[Hoges64]

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe

Wow. There are no words....

 

[perthblue]

needs more inspirational quotes next to a photo of a lion or a man in a suit


but yes. anytime somebody has an instagram with lots of quotes, they are without exception a moron.

 

[Damon_3388]

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe

He's a lover, not a fighter. But don't take him for granted or mistake him as weak...

 

[Scotland]

Inspirational quotes mean nothing unless accompanied by a photo of yourself posing with minimal clothing.

 

[Gigantic]

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe

But the real question is, did you swipe left or right?

 

[Cainozz]

The insane ones are the best ones in the sack. I had a threesome with two women in an asylum. The mixture of fear of death and sexual ecstasy was insane.

I feel like this may be you

 

[perthblue]

Inspirational quotes mean nothing unless accompanied by a photo of yourself posing with minimal clothing.

Bill burr said it in one of his podcasts: "I'm sick of people on instagram pretending like they wanna inspire you when really they just wanna show you how in shape they are"

 

[Scotland]

If you are inspired by Instagram hoes you probably need to get out more.

 

[perthblue]

what about instagram shovels LMAO



SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON IF U WERE INSPIRED BY THIS JOKE

 

[Scotland]

 

[iluvparis]

If you are inspired by Instagram hoes you probably need to get out more.

I inspire myself regularly to Instagram hoes

 

[spinynorman]

Tinder just delivered the worst date of my life. It took a few years of it to get to something this bad so well done.

Began by being told that on their last date they'd gotten too drunk and vomited on the dude they were seeing. Kept me on edge all night, especially as they kept skolling wine glasses.

Being recently arrived from England, they told me how good Australia was because there were no Muslims here. Then I was told about a recent trip to Darwin where there were "black people" everywhere, and how his was weird because "I thought we took over".

I gritted through it until around the 60 minute mark where I was asked if I would marry them. I made a retreat shortly afterwards, dragging them up the stairs to get out as they were too drunk to do it without a struggle.

It's a shame, they were pretty hot.

 

[Catgirl]

That's pretty putrid, but surely you made small talk prior to meeting with a complete stranger so that you could get a gauge of whether or not they're a xenophobic drunkard?

 

[Zach Package]

just returned from my first Tinder date since returning from the states, the highlights:

• Burgers from Uber eats went down a treat, the onion rings didn't survive the travel too well though.
• Shouldn't of had the onion rings, incredibly gassy
• Fixed her TV, someone had left a piece of old plug in the antenna socket so the new plug wouldn't sit properly, I look like a hero.
• Watched 2 fast 2 furious (a classic), pretty dang good sex occurs.
• showed myself out, fell down the stairs on the way out and cut my head open on the doorframe opposite the staircase.
• Uber driver looked relatively confused.

10/10, I'll definitely see her again

We've been together ever since amazingly enough.

Wasn't expecting that

 

[King Elvis]

Tinder just delivered the worst date of my life. It took a few years of it to get to something this bad so well done.

Began by being told that on their last date they'd gotten too drunk and vomited on the dude they were seeing. Kept me on edge all night, especially as they kept skolling wine glasses.

Being recently arrived from England, they told me how good Australia was because there were no Muslims here. Then I was told about a recent trip to Darwin where there were "black people" everywhere, and how his was weird because "I thought we took over".

I gritted through it until around the 60 minute mark where I was asked if I would marry them. I made a retreat shortly afterwards, dragging them up the stairs to get out as they were too drunk to do it without a struggle.

It's a shame, they were pretty hot.

How was the sex?

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe

He'll be in the news one day.

 

[spinynorman]

That's pretty putrid, but surely you made small talk prior to meeting with a complete stranger so that you could get a gauge of whether or not they're a xenophobic drunkard?

I did. There were hints about the alcoholism I guess, but I just took it as the general banter of a 20-something - "I had a wild night whoo party times", not "I drank until I was denied service, probably because I puked everywhere in the venue I was in". And no signs of the xenophobia.

I've been on more Tinder meets than I'd probably like to admit over the last three years, this is only the second time where I've thought they were kind of a s**t person. Oh well, cautionary tale - I have a friend who always asks prospective dates their thoughts on crystal healing before meeting, maybe I should do the same.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Is Tinder just a dating thing now? I didn't think it mattered if you liked them. Thought it was just a superficial sex app.

 

[perthblue]

Is Tinder just a dating thing now? I didn't think it mattered if you liked them. Thought it was just a superficial sex app.

there is still plenty of people on there just to hook up, but lots now treat it as any other dating app, especially the 30+ users.

 

[Scotland]

It's just an introduction medium.

Whether you're looking for a wife or handjob or orgy, like-minded souls will seek each other out.

 

[BotsMaster]

- Match with 18-year-old
- Open with "Alright alright alright!"
- ???
- Profit

 

[Duritz]

It's just an introduction medium.

Whether you're looking for a wife or handjob or orgy, like-minded souls will seek each other out.

 

[pekay-norwest]

I'm approaching 30, and I feel like the generation after mine are especially keen to lock themselves into a long term relationship. I know or have heard of a lot of people under 25 who are living together or engaged within six months of meeting, or are already engaged or married, and have kids on the way and are buying a house. Fair enough if that's what you want from life, or you feel you genuinely have found "the one", but that stuff was a long way off when I was in my early 20s. Hell, it feels a long way off now.

Alright, that's good stuff.

 

[Damon_3388]

Alright, that's good stuff.

Happy with that?

 

[Stevi_Tigers]