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Hoges64

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Basking in premiership glory for not much longer
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Western Bulldogs
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Arsenal!
Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe
Wow. There are no words....
 

Damon_3388

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Headed for Kirribilli House
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Collingwood
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Norwood, Everton, Detroit Red Wings
Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe
He's a lover, not a fighter. But don't take him for granted or mistake him as weak...
 

Gigantic

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Rabbitohs, Liverpool, Phoenix Suns
Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe
But the real question is, did you swipe left or right?
 

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perthblue

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Weitering
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Carlton
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Bayern München
Inspirational quotes mean nothing unless accompanied by a photo of yourself posing with minimal clothing.
Bill burr said it in one of his podcasts: "I'm sick of people on instagram pretending like they wanna inspire you when really they just wanna show you how in shape they are"
 

spinynorman

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Tinder just delivered the worst date of my life. It took a few years of it to get to something this bad so well done.

Began by being told that on their last date they'd gotten too drunk and vomited on the dude they were seeing. Kept me on edge all night, especially as they kept skolling wine glasses.

Being recently arrived from England, they told me how good Australia was because there were no Muslims here. Then I was told about a recent trip to Darwin where there were "black people" everywhere, and how his was weird because "I thought we took over".

I gritted through it until around the 60 minute mark where I was asked if I would marry them. I made a retreat shortly afterwards, dragging them up the stairs to get out as they were too drunk to do it without a struggle.

It's a shame, they were pretty hot.
 

Catgirl

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That's pretty putrid, but surely you made small talk prior to meeting with a complete stranger so that you could get a gauge of whether or not they're a xenophobic drunkard?
 

Zach Package

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just returned from my first Tinder date since returning from the states, the highlights:
  • Burgers from Uber eats went down a treat, the onion rings didn't survive the travel too well though.
  • Shouldn't of had the onion rings, incredibly gassy
  • Fixed her TV, someone had left a piece of old plug in the antenna socket so the new plug wouldn't sit properly, I look like a hero.
  • Watched 2 fast 2 furious (a classic), pretty dang good sex occurs.
  • showed myself out, fell down the stairs on the way out and cut my head open on the doorframe opposite the staircase.
  • Uber driver looked relatively confused.
10/10, I'll definitely see her again

We've been together ever since amazingly enough.

Wasn't expecting that
 

King Elvis

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Tinder just delivered the worst date of my life. It took a few years of it to get to something this bad so well done.

Began by being told that on their last date they'd gotten too drunk and vomited on the dude they were seeing. Kept me on edge all night, especially as they kept skolling wine glasses.

Being recently arrived from England, they told me how good Australia was because there were no Muslims here. Then I was told about a recent trip to Darwin where there were "black people" everywhere, and how his was weird because "I thought we took over".

I gritted through it until around the 60 minute mark where I was asked if I would marry them. I made a retreat shortly afterwards, dragging them up the stairs to get out as they were too drunk to do it without a struggle.

It's a shame, they were pretty hot.
How was the sex?

Swiped across this beauty

Thought his bio was sort of funny, had a gander at the connected Instagram account for reaffirmation. Here we have it, the male version of the oft-maligned Monroe-quoter. Cringe
He'll be in the news one day.
 

spinynorman

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That's pretty putrid, but surely you made small talk prior to meeting with a complete stranger so that you could get a gauge of whether or not they're a xenophobic drunkard?
I did. There were hints about the alcoholism I guess, but I just took it as the general banter of a 20-something - "I had a wild night whoo party times", not "I drank until I was denied service, probably because I puked everywhere in the venue I was in". And no signs of the xenophobia.

I've been on more Tinder meets than I'd probably like to admit over the last three years, this is only the second time where I've thought they were kind of a shit person. Oh well, cautionary tale - I have a friend who always asks prospective dates their thoughts on crystal healing before meeting, maybe I should do the same.
 
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