Computers & Internet Tinder

[akkaps]

It's pretty lulzy reading some of the tinder trolling sites out there - provided you aren't ugly and you've got good chat to surround it, cheeky to blatantly offensive shit seems to work a lot more than you'd think.

Thanks, way to make me feel good about myself.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I tried the Tinderella line. The girl unmatched me.

Jesus man I said DON'T use it!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

What's the tinderalla line?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

What's the tinderalla line?

Hey babe (or similar)...wanna be my Tinderella?
Hey, you could be my Tinderella

Or a variation on that

 

[LBJ6]

Just got this from some bird, might drop the heroin addict thing she looks hot

My bio is something about pizza and live music (everyone loves pizza and live music)

Might sleep on the one

I matched that bird, she also messaged me first.

If I want to describe our conversation, this video would probably do it justice:

 

[craigos]

Hey babe (or similar)...wanna be my Tinderella?
Hey, you could be my Tinderella

Or a variation on that

Will you be the Tinder for my fire, I'll roast marshmallows on your burning corpse.

 

[PowerbaII]

 

[akkaps]

I ran out of breath trying to read that.

 

[HirdyLannister]

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At least you know you'll have sex 4 times before she will kill you.
Complete nutbag

 

[pekay-norwest]

I would so slay it on tinder with lines like that. I'd be like Gary Ablett playing against thalidomide sufferers, it'd be that unfair.

Oh yes you did.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Awwwww yis.

 

[Snow]

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You're in Adelaide because she just popped up on my screen too lmao

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

You're in Adelaide because she just popped up on my screen too lmao

Would

 

[Rough_Edges]

I matched that bird, she also messaged me first.

If I want to describe our conversation, this video would probably do it justice:

And she looks like a foot

 

[Rough_Edges]

lol I get the feeling this girl has an inflated opinion of herself?



Would not/10*


*would

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

You're in Adelaide because she just popped up on my screen too lmao

Been hammering that green heart pretty hard there Snow

 

[Rough_Edges]

I've got strong doubts on her being 22 as well.

She looks about 41.

 

[Snow]

Been hammering that green heart pretty hard there Snow

All x's

 

[Nate7]

lol I get the feeling this girl has an inflated opinion of herself?

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Would not/10*


*would

You should be the one to normalise her ego.
Also, she's the kind of person to have every known and unknown disease!

 

[craigos]

lol I get the feeling this girl has an inflated opinion of herself?

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Would not/10*


*would

I love my curves, I aint no stick figure barbie doll b*tch.
Bet you she's into rockabilly too.

 

[King Elvis]

lol I get the feeling this girl has an inflated opinion of herself?

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Would not/10*


*would

I read her about as a piss take, thought it was decent.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Just please don't use the line "Wanna be my Tinderella?"
Every second guy uses it and it's shit.

I almost want to open tinder just to attempt to illicit this response from someone. It is so bad that it's good haha

I almost want to as well. But at my age and, well, don't you need Facebook.
Still, whoever first used that Tinderella line was a genius. Possibly up himself more than any Tinderellas, but a genius none the less.

 

[MrNatural]

I matched that bird, she also messaged me first.

If I want to describe our conversation, this video would probably do it justice:

For those of us with iPhones and iMessage, another pet peeve is when they have read the message and you get no reply

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Back on topic. Have a mate who's recently jumped on Tinder in an effort to lose his V's. Kind of of guy that lives in the gym, survives of protein shakes/chicken & brown rice, is a miscer etc etc

His profile reads simply "No fat chicks"

On of this convos which a matched girl went...

Him: Are you fat?
Her: Why?
Him: Don't want to waste my time and effort with a fat chick
Her: That's mean. No, but what makes you think I am?
Him: Only face pics
Her: I'm maybe a bit chubby but not fat

He goes nc


lol

Mate? Ok SG ...

 

[Drama]

Tinderbots will be the death of me