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LBJ6

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Just got this from some bird, might drop the heroin addict thing she looks hot

My bio is something about pizza and live music (everyone loves pizza and live music)

Might sleep on the one
I matched that bird, she also messaged me first.

If I want to describe our conversation, this video would probably do it justice:

 

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Howard Littlejohn

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Just please don't use the line "Wanna be my Tinderella?"
Every second guy uses it and it's shit.
I almost want to open tinder just to attempt to illicit this response from someone. It is so bad that it's good haha
I almost want to as well. But at my age and, well, don't you need Facebook.
Still, whoever first used that Tinderella line was a genius. Possibly up himself more than any Tinderellas, but a genius none the less.
 

Catsmaninamerica

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Back on topic. Have a mate who's recently jumped on Tinder in an effort to lose his V's. Kind of of guy that lives in the gym, survives of protein shakes/chicken & brown rice, is a miscer etc etc

His profile reads simply "No fat chicks"

On of this convos which a matched girl went...

Him: Are you fat?
Her: Why?
Him: Don't want to waste my time and effort with a fat chick
Her: That's mean. No, but what makes you think I am?
Him: Only face pics
Her: I'm maybe a bit chubby but not fat

He goes nc


lol
Mate? Ok SG ... ;)
 
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