Computers & Internet Tinder

[HairyO]

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6 digit number starting with a 1.

Old skool.

 

[utility]

So the topic amongst the millennials at work today. Are guys or girls more desperate on Tinder.

My response:
Guys go right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right....

Best bit was the story of chatting to a guy who turned out to be a cousin of her ex boyfriend.

I can't recall the exact stats, but there was an Independent Man video on youtube where he claimed guys swipe right around 50% of the time, women around 16%. That particular video also talked about a troll male account showing women will hook up for loose sex with good looks - almost 100%.

 

[RU_]

You guys may remember me posting a story about a girl I went to see at like 11pm one night to watch movies and she sent me home at around 3am after I didn’t make a move?

We just sporadically were talking and somehow I’m leaving for her house now to watch Netflix and crash the night. It’s about a 70 kilometre drive now, so if I **** it up expect a funny story.

 

[CheapCharlie]

You guys may remember me posting a story about a girl I went to see at like 11pm one night to watch movies and she sent me home at around 3am after I didn’t make a move?

We just sporadically were talking and somehow I’m leaving for her house now to watch Netflix and crash the night. It’s about a 70 kilometre drive now, so if I **** it up expect a funny story.

okay... i see a pattern forming with you
You realise now she doesnt really want to watch Netflix?

 

[HirdyLannister]

Just **** a girl already....

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

You guys may remember me posting a story about a girl I went to see at like 11pm one night to watch movies and she sent me home at around 3am after I didn’t make a move?

We just sporadically were talking and somehow I’m leaving for her house now to watch Netflix and crash the night. It’s about a 70 kilometre drive now, so if I **** it up expect a funny story.

Morganashlee

 

[Gigantic]

Don't forget to excuse yourself to the bathroom and jump on BF for help if you need it. We're here for you

 

[HairyO]

Don't forget to excuse yourself to the bathroom and jump on BF for help if you need it. We're here for you

Was expecting that bathroom hint to involve knocking one out.

 

[Gigantic]

Was expecting that bathroom hint to involve knocking one out.

I'm convinced girls know quite well when a guy has done that

 

[HairyO]

I'm convinced girls know quite well when a guy has done that

Sure. Because its before every date until you move in together.

 

[RU_]

Spent the last 2 hours laying across each other on the couch, heading to bed now and she was like ‘you have 3 options, the spare bed, the couch or my bed’. Obviously chose the spare bed.


Kidding. Her bed, will report back on how I ****ed it up in the morning.

 

[CheapCharlie]

Spent the last 2 hours laying across each other on the couch, heading to bed now and she was like ‘you have 3 options, the spare bed, the couch or my bed’. Obviously chose the spare bed.


Kidding. Her bed, will report back on how I ****** it up in the morning.

Jesus dude

Whats worse..
2 hours on a couch with a chick and no move
or
Reporting to BigFooty pre sex

 

[GreyCrow]

Just glad the internet wasnt around in the 70s. Not mainstream anyway for the pedants

 

[NorthernLights]

Reporting to BigFooty pre sex

Nothing wrong with a blow by blow update of proceedings, so to speak.

 

[CheapCharlie]

Nothing wrong with a blow by blow update of proceedings, so to speak.

In this case only if it comes with photos...or video

 

[perthblue]

Spent the last 2 hours laying across each other on the couch, heading to bed now and she was like ‘you have 3 options, the spare bed, the couch or my bed’. Obviously chose the spare bed.


Kidding. Her bed, will report back on how I ****** it up in the morning.

Jesus christ

 

[toxic]

Spent the last 2 hours laying across each other on the couch, heading to bed now and she was like ‘you have 3 options, the spare bed, the couch or my bed’. Obviously chose the spare bed.


Kidding. Her bed, will report back on how I ****** it up in the morning.

Make me proud!

 

[Duritz]

Will our boy become a man tonight bigfooty...?

 

[Duritz]

He’ll probably bloody well propose to her or something...

 

[revo333]

I'm convinced girls know quite well when a guy has done that

I don't feel bad if i blow early, usually doesn't take me long to get going again.

Would always prefer that then not getting it up at all.

 

[HairyO]

I don't feel bad if i blow early, usually doesn't take me long to get going again.

Would always prefer that then not getting it up at all.

Cialis no matter your age.

Thank me later.

 

[craigos]

Haven't been able to sleep not knowing how this Twilight saga will play out.

 

[RU_]

So I was waiting until we went to bed because her housemate was coming in and out of the lounge room while we were out there. Anyway I went for a kiss while we were watching Netflix in bed and she didn’t reciprocate and said along the lines of ‘not tonight, I just want company.’ Wasn’t actually particularly awkward after that which surprised me.

I’m cursed though, I’m sure of it.

 

[craigos]

Doesn't sound awkward at all.

 

[Gough]

At least your not being fed through a meat grinder, take a glass half full approach to it.