Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked

[Crocodile Dumbdee]

Ballad??

 

[Crocodile Dumbdee]

finbarr

 

[Crocodile Dumbdee]

Yeah, struggling to get up and down stairs, would wake up some mornings with his knee the size of a basketball, etc.

You've still got it Tribes.

 

[bomberclifford]

 

[TheFVK]

finn

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Over the last 24 hours I have been working very hard on what is to be my crowning glory and lasting legacy. Today, I can finally reveal that I have taught my sisters young son to sing "do a poo, in the loo" in place of "who made who, who made you?" in the AC/DC song Who Made Who.

The father is a big AC/DC fan.

I am now ready to pass away, with no regrets and my task in life completed.

 

[Dylan8]

This post is inspired by the ongoing TERF/SWERF/cishet/fishnet chat going on over at the AFL thread:

Harry Potter is legitimately sh*t house and is easily the most overrated form of fiction I've ever seen. Also, JK Rowling is a truly awful author and a truly awful human being considering her beliefs. If there's one person who went broke tomorrow and never got mentioned again I'd want it to be her more than just about anyone else.

And the people who compare what she's done to stuff like LOTR/The Hobbit or even GoT are actual *******s who's version of a good book is either Captain Underpants or Troy Chaplin's autobiography. You have an ungodly amount of people who've read it when they were kids and wanted to root Hermoine and now they think the story is on par with the Epic of Gilgamesh. At least with that Twilight sh*t most people can agree that it's trash but HP is literally the same thing with wizards instead of vampires and yet people think it's the gold tier of literature.

Harry Potter sucks, JK Rowling definitely sucks, and most of the Harry Potter fanclub sucks too.

Ngl I will immediately swerve on any Hinge profile that mentions liking Harry Potter. Baby shit. Same with Marvel movies. Grow up and enjoy real adult stuff, like the John Wick movies or compilations of Paulie Walnuts quotes on YouTube.

 

[JimmyBC]

Over the last 24 hours I have been working very hard on what is to be my crowning glory and lasting legacy. Today, I can finally reveal that I have taught my sisters young son to sing "do a poo, in the loo" in place of "who made who, who made you?" in the AC/DC song Who Made Who.

The father is a big AC/DC fan.

I am now ready to pass away, with no regrets and my task in life completed.

Funnily enough those were the original lyrics as well as something about balls.

 

[edgie]

Over the last 24 hours I have been working very hard on what is to be my crowning glory and lasting legacy. Today, I can finally reveal that I have taught my sisters young son to sing "do a poo, in the loo" in place of "who made who, who made you?" in the AC/DC song Who Made Who.

The father is a big AC/DC fan.

I am now ready to pass away, with no regrets and my task in life completed.

Literally think I've done that. Mate and I made large back catalogues of reimagined poo songs.

Round and Round by Nickelback was a highlight, as is the ants go marching.

Ah, pub talk in the days before smart phones.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Byrons Firen]

Eddie Dingle they finally listened to you. Your a man ahead of his time.

Government considering using Howard Springs exclusively for Australians returning from India

The government is considering using Howard Springs to only quarantine Indian returned travellers, as a way to expedite getting people out of the country when the travel ban ends.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Eddie Dingle they finally listened to you. Your a man ahead of his time.

Government considering using Howard Springs exclusively for Australians returning from India

The government is considering using Howard Springs to only quarantine Indian returned travellers, as a way to expedite getting people out of the country when the travel ban ends.

www.abc.net.au

To be fair I think it was obvious to a number of posters.

See if I can have a chat to scomo and get his advisors to read bigfooty more frequently.

 

[Astronema]

Ngl I will immediately swerve on any Hinge profile that mentions liking Harry Potter. Baby sh*t. Same with Marvel movies. Grow up and enjoy real adult stuff, like the John Wick movies or compilations of Paulie Walnuts quotes on YouTube.

I hate john wick (the sequels), all the film buffs love it but i just think the action is boring compared to literally any “eastern” action flick. Check out Revenger on netflix :3

Harry Potter is reactionary garbage, yet a lot of queers absolutely love it. I don’t get it.

 

[chiwigi]

Over the last 24 hours I have been working very hard on what is to be my crowning glory and lasting legacy. Today, I can finally reveal that I have taught my sisters young son to sing "do a poo, in the loo" in place of "who made who, who made you?" in the AC/DC song Who Made Who.

You could make up a word for that!

 

[chiwigi]

Ngl I will immediately swerve on any Hinge profile that mentions liking Harry Potter. Baby sh*t. Same with Marvel movies. Grow up and enjoy real adult stuff, like the John Wick movies or compilations of Paulie Walnuts quotes on YouTube.

Have you seen the honest trailer that explains how John Wick is Harry Potter for young adults?

 

[JimmyBC]

I reckon I only ever saw the first Harry Potter well what I didn't sleep through but Harry in that coming of age film with Teresa Palmer oh boy.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I reckon I only ever saw the first Harry Potter well what I didn't sleep through but Harry in that coming of age film with Teresa Palmer oh boy.

Harry Potter fillums are the absolute best.

Shut kids up for hours.

 

[JimmyBC]

Harry Potter fillums are the absolute best.

Shut kids up for hours.

Kid drugs

 

[Doctor Feel]

Get your bowels checked.

 

[Dylan8]

Have you seen the honest trailer that explains how John Wick is Harry Potter for young adults?

No that sounds bad

 

[Doctor Feel]

My lord what a bad choice of picture and headline

 

[backtozero]

 

[manureid]

Get your bowels checked.

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I knew I should not have gone to Glenelg Hospital.

 

[Doctor Feel]