Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

[Lagooner]

His face rustles my jimmies. He could be the nicest bloke in human history and I'd still kinda want to punch him.

Luckily he’s not so you won’t have to feel bad afterwards.

 

[Visenfest]

Look at how much he rustles you all, lol.

His fountain pen collection is second to none.

Feel is Caleb confirmed.

 

[CharlieKelly]

Things Philadelphians Did after the Eagles won the Super Bowl

http://deadsp.in/9cDVUgX

ATE HORSE SHIT

 

[tribey]

Really aggressively Christian

Reverse-engineering to the blank canvas, you could convince these types of anything.

"There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. PS dont put it in the bum or you'll spend eternity on a jumpy castle that smells of ham."

 

[Del165198]

Good on him, unafraid to air conservative opinions.

Sent from mTalk

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

"There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. PS dont put it in the bum or you'll spend eternity on a jumpy castle that smells of ham."

Sig worthy.. I imagined a plump woman in prison garb when I read Doreen for some reason

 

[Eddie Dingle]

His face rustles my jimmies. He could be the nicest bloke in human history and I'd still kinda want to punch him.

At least Hitler had been to war.

What is this 15 year old campaigner called Caleb basing his manifesto on?

Being bullied in a working class suburb preschool for being the stinky kid?

 

[Steve Dore]

Good on him, unafraid to air conservative opinions. ...

Speaking of conservative opinions, I see that Barney "vote no to same sex marriage as traditional marriage is a sacred gift from god and must be protected at all costs" Joyce has split with his traditional wife to shack up with a former employee almost half his age who is carrying his baby.

 

[Steve Dore]

... "There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. ...."

If you can't prove this didn't happen it must have really happened.

All praise be to Jeff.

 

[manureid]

You know for certain he did not actually drink that beer. Ribena on hand for after photo.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feel is Caleb confirmed.

I'm nowhere near as dapper.

 

[GremioPower]

I just remembered a Facebook post of mine. Coming back after four years in the US, I was glad that the seasons were no longer upside down. So, since you all also live in the correct side of the Globe, I want to share this post I wrote to my fellow colleagues at the Catholic University of America:

Southern Hemisphere is the side of the Earth where:

- Christ is born when the Sun is in its peak, in SUMMER;
- Christ is crucified in the FALL;
- after the Death of the Christ, comes WINTER;
- but, like has happened with Christ, after death comes the Ressurrection, in SPRING;
- and, with his Ressurrection, Christ is born again, in SUMMER.

There is no sin below the Equator because the Lamb has taken them all away...

#SouthSideIsBestSide

"There is no sin below the Equator" is an actual quote from a Dutch (Calvinist!) explorer who went to the colony the Netherlands had in current Pernambuco state in the XVI Century. There is an original edition of the book at the University's library.

 

[Needs Gravy]

I used to go to Concordia College, which was situated right next to Julia Farr.

Many many stalking incidents and inappropriate actions perpetrated by the clientele on the teenage school girls.

Went there to, always wanted to bowl from that end as there would always be a resident over the bowlers arm offering advise to the batsman.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

He won't look much different when he's 80.. attire sorted man

 

[edgie]

What's up with his schooner grip?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What's up with his schooner grip?

It's iced tea in a pony.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

He just has tiny hands

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So his pee pee looks big

 

[Power Girl]

Only Caleb I knew was a big muscly whitebread farm boy.

Really aggressively Christian, though. It's one of those names.

I really love that term aggressively Christian. It is very accurate in so many cases. Fantastic! I'm borrowing it.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I really love that term aggressively Christian. It is very accurate in so many cases. Fantastic! I'm borrowing it.

Handy to have in ya kit bag next time you pass a Hillsong.. or a Gloria Jeans

 

[chickentendies]

Look at how much he rustles you all, lol.

His fountain pen collection is second to none.

Its funny, because I fully accept that he triggers me but I can't help it from happening, so I therefore like him

God ****ing bless this little rat

 

[Doctor Feel]

He's like 12 and he's using the word negligee, which is a very dated garment used by old women. It's great.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Doc has a thing for him me thinks

 

[tribey]

Doc has a thing for him me thinks

I'm kinda mad I didn't corner this shtick back in the day.

"I'm a wordy little c*nt who can't get into the Planet yet. How good are things people in Tusmore like"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Doc has a thing for him me thinks

Absolutely.