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Really aggressively Christian

Reverse-engineering to the blank canvas, you could convince these types of anything.

"There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. PS dont put it in the bum or you'll spend eternity on a jumpy castle that smells of ham."
 

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Good on him, unafraid to air conservative opinions.

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"There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. PS dont put it in the bum or you'll spend eternity on a jumpy castle that smells of ham."
Sig worthy.. I imagined a plump woman in prison garb when I read Doreen for some reason
 
His face rustles my jimmies. He could be the nicest bloke in human history and I'd still kinda want to punch him.

At least Hitler had been to war.

What is this 15 year old campaigner called Caleb basing his manifesto on?

Being bullied in a working class suburb preschool for being the stinky kid?
 
Good on him, unafraid to air conservative opinions. ...
Speaking of conservative opinions, I see that Barney "vote no to same sex marriage as traditional marriage is a sacred gift from god and must be protected at all costs" Joyce has split with his traditional wife to shack up with a former employee almost half his age who is carrying his baby. o_O
 
... "There was a spider, named Jeff, and he handed Doreen the banana. And that's why we have shame. ...."
If you can't prove this didn't happen it must have really happened.

All praise be to Jeff.
 
I just remembered a Facebook post of mine. Coming back after four years in the US, I was glad that the seasons were no longer upside down. So, since you all also live in the correct side of the Globe, I want to share this post I wrote to my fellow colleagues at the Catholic University of America:

Southern Hemisphere is the side of the Earth where:

- Christ is born when the Sun is in its peak, in SUMMER;
- Christ is crucified in the FALL;
- after the Death of the Christ, comes WINTER;
- but, like has happened with Christ, after death comes the Ressurrection, in SPRING;
- and, with his Ressurrection, Christ is born again, in SUMMER.

There is no sin below the Equator because the Lamb has taken them all away...

#SouthSideIsBestSide

"There is no sin below the Equator" is an actual quote from a Dutch (Calvinist!) explorer who went to the colony the Netherlands had in current Pernambuco state in the XVI Century. There is an original edition of the book at the University's library.
 
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I used to go to Concordia College, which was situated right next to Julia Farr.

Many many stalking incidents and inappropriate actions perpetrated by the clientele on the teenage school girls.
Went there to, always wanted to bowl from that end as there would always be a resident over the bowlers arm offering advise to the batsman.
 

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He's like 12 and he's using the word negligee, which is a very dated garment used by old women. It's great.
 
Doc has a thing for him me thinks

I'm kinda mad I didn't corner this shtick back in the day.

"I'm a wordy little c*nt who can't get into the Planet yet. How good are things people in Tusmore like"

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