Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

[dirty2]

Well ****. I just got asked to be a groomsman in a wedding I strongly don't support. So many conflicts. I don't feel like it would be right if I said yes given how I feel about it.

Just hook up with a bridesmaid

 

[Magpiespower]

This is making me realise I watch too much Home and Away

Went to a wedding at Summer Bay once. Overlooking the beach. Reception at "The Diner," lol. Actually, irl it's a pretty noice joint. Just amazed no drunk idiot tried to steal a sea-plane parked at the end of the pier...

 

[bomberclifford]

Tradition demands that the best man and bridesmaid make love on the dance floor in front of the other guests after being slathered in baby oil by the bride and groom's grandmothers

With a strap on and flavoured lubricant.

 

[NoddyHolder]

With a strap on and flavoured lubricant.

Yeah, the grandmothers wearing strap ons goes without saying

 

[Janus]

Farken.

He didn't accept my refusal and has reinforced why he wants me there, now I'm in trouble. Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

Perfect way to get out of it now. Just listen to what some girl said about that:

"If they do this to my husband, it would kill me. It would kill my heart to see him dancing in the arms of another girl, even for 3 or 4 minutes. Some pretty girl in a strapless dress (i am not all that pretty and very insecure). I know he loves only me but it would destroy me to even see that. My head is saying one thing but the heart is saying another."

It's all well and good to be logical and say 'it's just a dance', but it's actually not if your partner has a problem with it. And he seems like the type that is 'hos before bros', so it's tit for tat.

When I was the best man at my brother's wedding, I didn't dance with the Maid of Honor because she was married, but it worked out because one of the groomsmen was her husband so we just swapped for photos and that part. You have to consider that as well - you'll be in all the wedding photos with some strange girl who isn't your partner.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Perfect way to get out of it now. Just listen to what some girl said about that:

"If they do this to my husband, it would kill me. It would kill my heart to see him dancing in the arms of another girl, even for 3 or 4 minutes. Some pretty girl in a strapless dress (i am not all that pretty and very insecure). I know he loves only me but it would destroy me to even see that. My head is saying one thing but the heart is saying another."

It's all well and good to be logical and say 'it's just a dance', but it's actually not if your partner has a problem with it. And he seems like the type that is 'hos before bros', so it's tit for tat.

When I was the best man at my brother's wedding, I didn't dance with the Maid of Honor because she was married, but it worked out because one of the groomsmen was her husband so we just swapped for photos and that part. You have to consider that as well - you'll be in all the wedding photos with some strange girl who isn't your partner.

That's the craziest shit you have ever written.

 

[Janus]

That's the craziest shit you have ever written.

Lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

We should talk about weddings more often

 

[Magus]

Last time I saw it Alf had boobs

Alf is a boob.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Alf is a boob.

 

[Dylan8]

weddings are gay

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Happiness is gay

 

[raman]

Perfect way to get out of it now. Just listen to what some girl said about that:

"If they do this to my husband, it would kill me. It would kill my heart to see him dancing in the arms of another girl, even for 3 or 4 minutes. Some pretty girl in a strapless dress (i am not all that pretty and very insecure). I know he loves only me but it would destroy me to even see that. My head is saying one thing but the heart is saying another."

"Some girl" needs to be fired into the sun.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Happiness is gay

Homosexuality is gay

 

[Eddie Dingle]

We should talk about weddings more often

I've been married a few times.

Weddings are awesome, being married on the other hand...

 

[edgie]

Chicks are for ****

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[chiwigi]

Chicks are for ****

Sent from mTalk

 

[Macca19]

No, but he has every right to take his partners feelings into account, which is the problem he has with it....I presume.

If Mrs Feel can't watch Mr Feel dance unemotionally with a bridesmaid for literally 1/3rd of a song then I'd say he needs to take his own advice and end the relationship

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[manureid]

Just sitting waiting at a photo booth here. Quite boring but hopefully someone turns up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If Mrs Feel can't watch Mr Feel dance unemotionally with a bridesmaid for literally 1/3rd of a song then I'd say he needs to take his own advice and end the relationship

lol this is way overstated.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Candice Warner having a fight with Michael Vaugahn on twitter, lmao. The Warners really are the worst.

 

[Visenfest]

I'm just waiting for Feel to ditch both his mate and Miss Feel, and end up with the bridesmaid. It seems like the logical way for all this to end.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm just waiting for Feel to ditch both his mate and Miss Feel, and end up with the bridesmaid. It seems like the logical way for all this to end.

I'm fully expecting magpiespower to be there, it's going to be that sort of wedding.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I'm sitting here watching the Port replay again.... All out of mini Cadbury eggs.

I've gone to the pantry and devoured a block of cooking chocolate. I feel ashamed.